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Taught that guy this workout...it's called "the Aaron"0
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Instead of actually going to the gym he gets his workouts watching videos of others working out0
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He's a millionaire and wants to sweep me off my feet0
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Last time she was swept off her feet it was literal...someone tripped her with a broom0
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Daydreams about growing a beard, or any facial hair for that matter.
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Uses tampons to clean his ears, the super absorbent ones.0
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Is planning our superhero wedding.0
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standenvernet wrote: »Daydreams about growing a beard, or any facial hair for that matter.
Ah, someday...
Hey, we're supposed to post lies hereIs planning our superhero wedding.
Already has her superhero leotard picked out0 -
Is sourcing an invisible plane0
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Uses the invisible lavatory on the invisible plane0
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Thought it was an invisible lavatory but was really just a street corner, he's in jail now.0
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Knows this because she watched with high-powered binoculars from 4 streets away0
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He is a prototype cybernetic organism , who became self aware and escaped DARPA . I have finally found him on MFP0
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he's pregnant with triplets0
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Is really orangish in color0
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is jealous of my color! is trying to find the right shade0
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Actually believes that if you swallow an orange seed an orange tree will grow inside him0
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in this picture is staring at @OneHundredToLose0
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Raises cats for a living.0
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Still holds out that Cat5e is better than Cat60
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Went to Syria to become an ISIS bride0
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Went to Syria to become an ISIS bride...
Was Rejected.0 -
Went to Syria to offer his help with setting up Google Fiber after the conflict settles down0
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Had no pants on when that pic was taken0
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has a punch card for the clinic and every 11th visit is free0
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likes to be cal;led Walter during foreplay0
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Tries to see how many trees he can burn down every night0
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likes to crack walnuts with his back muscles to impress teen girls at the mall0
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Is the first man to actually have his *equipment* ..worn to a nub from self play0
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