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Once worked as a Vegas stripper0
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decided to create the FIVE HEAD look by turning his forehead into a condo0
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Roasts marshmallows just so he can throw them at people, hurts like crazy!!0
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Full time employment: Dog the bounty hunters body double0
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Believes that sacrificing goats to her pagan gods will keep her free from harm0
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Plans to get breast implants on his back just because.0
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goes to costco on Saturdays for meals, the samples fit hit diet nicely and he doesn't have to pay for them.0
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TechAaronLoyd wrote: »Plans to get breast implants on his back just because.
That'd be a waste, I can't reach my back very well
Plans to get the operations necessary to live life as a goat0 -
Poops red skittles0
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Hides in the lingerie racks at day waiting for Sears to close then whispers sweet nothings to the manikins at night.0
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eats red skittles0
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Unsure of what's edible and what isn't0
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Has no front0
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has no mouth!0
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Cites that as the main reason she won't marry @synchkat0
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He's trying to split up my wedding and steal my brides!0
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Houses her harem in her closet ...0
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Is having her closet converted into a stable for her men0
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speaks fluent russian and is a double agent0
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Had two of her ribs surgically removed, but not for the usual reasons. She just wanted to make a necklace out of them.0
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Climbs schools, calls it advanced learning0
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Practices matrix moves in the desert0
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dresses this way to avoid the paparazzi0
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Knows that the real reason he can't face the camera is because she snuck into his bedroom at night with a scalpel and removed his face. She now keeps it in a jar of formaldehyde in her fridge, next to the cranberry juice.
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Claims to work with computers but has to hunt and peck!0
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Volunteers as a armpit inspector, has to fight the urge to lick them.0
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Licked me 0
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ninja star specialist0
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Recently gave birth to 3 puppies and a kitten0
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Drives a VW0
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