Post a lie about the person above

RunTimer

isn't natural (was chemically composed in a lab)

synchkat

Is about to deliver me a pizza

finny11122

wears her skates everywhere , even driving

ilfaith

Invented the pumpkin spice latte

slimgirljo15

Only ever wears pink ..

OneHundredToLose

Buys her all of her pink clothes

finny11122

works at the playboy mansion

slimgirljo15

Loved the fashion trend so is now wearing only pink clothes too

DSwales11

Loves to play Marco Polo.

OneHundredToLose

Doesn't have russian mob connections

mandipandi75

Is really a merman

goldarae

Has a pet panda bear

King_Dadddy

advocates for me

slimgirljo15

Is really Queen _ mummy

synchkat

Is really @Michael_Lucas mummy

slimgirljo15

synchkat wrote: »

Is really @Michael_Lucas mummy

He does like to breast feed ..

Has never seen snow

DSwales11

Doesn't like being in charge

JFinn26

Chronic fapper to gay porn

Stardog_Champion

Drilled a gloryhole in the wall of the local elementary school

synchkat

IS about to pay for his trip to Mars. He's excited

JFinn26

Stardog_Champion wrote: »

Drilled a gloryhole in the wall of the local elementary school

Lol for days

Nograce80

Has 3 inch long back hair, she took special drugs to grow it. Her plan is to make wigs out of it.

Stardog_Champion

they claim to be the twins in THE SHINING

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Likes to go into a grocery store and put his own labels on things.

Stardog_Champion

farts in elevators and blames his invisible friend

slimgirljo15

Barks like a dog out the window when he drives

Nograce80

uses butter as deodorant

OneHundredToLose

Collects DNA samples from everyone she meets and stores them in cataloged slides on bookshelves in her basement

Nograce80

Talks in the third person

OneHundredToLose

Is actually a 5th-dimensional being who represents herself in this form so us mortals don't panic when we interact with her