Post a lie about the person above

RunTimer

is actually 3" tall..and living in an incredibly human like animatron

FabulousFantasticFifty

Can't even Run!

RunTimer

actually a brunette

OneHundredToLose

Gained his muscles by cutting them off of his victims and sewing them under his skin

RunTimer

casts no reflection

Nograce80

was genetically engineered

RunTimer

wore glasses for a week before she noticed they weren't hers

Nograce80

Drives naked everywhere he goes

OneHundredToLose

Sneaks into the back of his car as often as possible

RunTimer

though not deputized, performs citizen arrests, with arbitrarily applied 'pat down'

Nograce80

is sitting right next to me in the car but can't stop giggling!

OneHundredToLose

Got a job with the TSA but got fired for downloading the body scanner images

LikeSeeds4Souls

Lives in a house of mirrors

LiftingRiot

Her real name is Chuck and she is a delivery driver for dominos

OneHundredToLose

Obviously has a shaky grasp

LikeSeeds4Souls

has a second face

LiftingRiot

hires people to take pictures of his back for him

OneHundredToLose

Stores her porn collection on floppy disks in 1.44mb increments

OneHundredToLose

Of the 1,000,000+ floppies in her collection, the only red one is her favorite

ilfaith

Used to wrestle alligators for a living...until the accident

finny11122

Tells everyone she played in a wimbledon final

FabulousFantasticFifty

Got his name due to the anomaly he was born with! He has a small fin on his upper back area.

OneHundredToLose

Was actually the first person to set foot on Mars - she went there for hair dye ingredients

LikeSeeds4Souls

skateboards on his suitcase while holding his skateboard

RunTimer

Hi Fives herself

eightpieces

Once worked as Donald Trump's wig fluffer

LikeSeeds4Souls

uses the leftover hair as hair extensions

Stardog_Champion

like to pleasure himself with a pork chop

LiftingRiot

Is the inventor of the mullet

OneHundredToLose

Keeps the original copy of the Constitution on the back of his mirror