Post a lie about the person above

taco_inspector

Bought me a tee-shirt that I am to where for his next profile pic (shirt says "BEFORE"; apparently, I am to stand on his right side for the foto)

RunTimer

Can trace his ancestors back to Leonard Da Vinci

synchkat

On time he came over and brought me dinner

RunTimer

taught me how to build a snowman

synchkat

Wrote a song for me

RunTimer

would rather watch StarWars than Frozen

finny11122

Shaved her head today.

synchkat

took all my hair to make a wig for himself. He is now at the bar calling himself Kat

Nograce80

She washes her hair with toilet water.

slimgirljo15

Was never a child

mandipandi75

Is hiding behind the billboard with a radar gun

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Has been known to milk a cow only using his mouth.

PewterSky

Every item in his closet is a shade of pink.

finny11122

has 2 glass eyes

mandipandi75

She's holding a newborn calf around her shoulders

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Is the current record holder for longest underwater breath hold.

mandipandi75

Loved his ducky so much, he gave it a kidney

47Jacqueline

She has 20/20 vision

ilfaith

She has her numbers mixed up...she's not 68 and born in 47...she's 47 and was born in 68.

slimgirljo15

Is 7 months pregnant

mandipandi75

Owns a brothel... Madame Jo's Taco Shop

SportyCanuckChick19

collects fuzzy poseable bears

SportyCanuckChick19

Balloon animal artiste

Magnus_TKN

I've seen her on cops several times

SportyCanuckChick19

ssssh magnus...
He has been seen stealing thimbles for his collection

Jess1989ica

Likes to eat in the shower

Magnus_TKN

Don't tell everyone about it

She robs grandmas on weekends

slimgirljo15

Is a ghost..

SportyCanuckChick19

only the ones in wheel chairs.. geez..
He is a crazy couponer

Magnus_TKN

Only because stuffing my face is expensive.

Steals toys from the Salvation Army