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MisterRok

Sold his beanie babies at their peak value.

slimgirljo15

Does use toilet paper

biohazard46290

Zipper is down

slimgirljo15

Thats not a lie... .....is hiding in my kitchen

taco_inspector

has recently discovered the toilet brush. She's not certain if she prefers it to toilet paper or not, but finds its use "invigorating".

slimgirljo15

We've spent many an afternoon together...Ive combed his hair for hours with my toilet brush

slimgirljo15

csbnga wrote: »

Is a taxidermist. Has 3 ex husbands mounted on the wall.

That's not where I mounted them
Is being stuffed for mounting as we speak

synchkat

Mre stands for Mr Ed....his dad is a horse

slimgirljo15

He is wearing my panties I left at his place last week

synchkat

She visits all her favourite mfpers.

slimgirljo15

He has a handful of twizzlers to encourage ali to have a nibble

slimgirljo15

Owns shares in the twizzler factory

slimgirljo15

He was my first slave..still calls me mistress

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's a Madam that likes to be called Mistress!

slimgirljo15

Works for me

LVNF04

They bash monkeys on the head with rubber mallets to check for ripeness.

slimgirljo15

Ate me for breakfast

synchkat

Brought me pancakes....

synchkat

Is cooking me eggs and knows just how I like them

synchkat

doesn't know how to make me vomit a little in my mouth

synchkat

Didn't just make me laugh, thereby inducing a coughing fit

synchkat

He's being Whitney Houston for halloween

synchkat

Wish I had his legs

PewterSky

Is part fish.

mandipandi75

Just had surgery

PewterSky

Gave me one of her kidneys.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She ate it!

mandipandi75

picture is sideways... she's having a baby!

slimgirljo15

Is coming over to paint my house

mandipandi75

Shoots lazer beams from her eyes