Post a lie about the person above

RunTimer

follows me everywhere (its starting to freak me out)

hoppykins83

Constantly sings "What does the fox say" at the top of his lungs

finny11122

Stole candy from children today

Thisnameischosen

Isn't very fit

hoppykins83

still trick or treats... as a princess

RunTimer

serves kids halloween candy for dinner (and they LOVE him for it!)

FabulousFantasticFifty

Keeps sending me Thongs with his name embroidered on them!

hoppykins83

was a back up singer for Gloria Estefan

Isynoho

Was the first stormtrooper ever seen on screen and also juggles aardvarks to earn some extra spending money.

Thisnameischosen

Bench presses trucks (could be true though..)

Isynoho

Is stalking me when I bench press trucks... (Could be true though)

RunTimer

refused a spot and is now trapped under the weights

FabulousFantasticFifty

Once got ran over by a Truck and that's why he's showing who's Boss now!

jbuzzed

Is really a vampire

RunTimer

is wearing my old jeans

hoppykins83

Can burp the ABC's

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is featured on America's Most Wanted

RunTimer

was the model for this album

vinalali

He cried when I deactivated my Honeysuckle3 account

Thisnameischosen

She is really a doll

RunTimer

is a phonesex operator
call 1-800-VIN-ALAL

mandieinheels

his left arm as zero definition

vinalali

RunTimer wrote: »

is a phonesex operator
call 1-800-VIN-ALAL

Umm, it's supposed to be a LIE here, you failed

He's my #1 client

FabulousFantasticFifty

She practices her phone sex on her friends, mostly me

RunTimer

mandieinheels wrote: »

his left arm as zero definition

wears heels to bed, to the gym, on the basketball court, everywhere

RunTimer

@FabulousFantasticFifty , does foreign porn movie voice overs

hoppykins83

is an arm model... just the arm

Isynoho

Smells of frenulum.

hoppykins83

was having a bad hair day... that's why his head is cut off

kmlong2015

has a secret elvis shrine in the closet.