Post a lie about the person above

hoppykins83

Was elmo for Halloween. Owns the costume!

Nograce80

Wears spandex shorts everywhere.

hoppykins83

Has a third nipple

RunTimer

the kids in his pic came with the frame

hoppykins83

(Lol thats the third person to say that)
Eats wheaties... every meal

RunTimer

is the one one far right
(he's aging like Benjamin Button)

slimgirljo15

Is meeting me at the altar tomorrow

hoppykins83

Profile picture is actual. Has had multiple plastic surgeries to look cartoonish

RunTimer

how I'm getting there

hoppykins83

Got an engagement ring made out of fiance's baby teeth...

slimgirljo15

Is going to be our flowergirl

hoppykins83

Is always a bridesmaid never a bride

finny11122

He buired a body beneath those trees behind him

slimgirljo15

Lives under the ground in a hidden cave

hoppykins83

Sends flowers to herself at work...

slimgirljo15

Sent me a box of chocolates

finny11122

has been married 12 times

jbuzzed

doesn't know how to blink

hoppykins83

Sued his town because he insisted on marrying his own reflection

slimgirljo15

finny11122 wrote: »

has been married 12 times

..may or may not be true..lets say more than one ..
And above poster was 3rd

hoppykins83

Snorts pixie sticks

finny11122

Is currently wearing 10 pairs of pants

hoppykins83

Has a tattoo o one of the powerpuff girls in an inappropriate place

slimgirljo15

Is wearing my panties

jbuzzed

owns a egg harvesting clinic

hoppykins83

Collects all her dandruff in jars

finny11122

Once ran for president of the USA

hoppykins83

Can't go back to Indiana, Ohio or Panama... or go within 100 yards of a circus.

slimgirljo15

Is not any one of the people in that pic

jbuzzed

Works as a sex chat operator