Post a lie about the person above

synchkat · November 2015

He's an angel....like pure...innocent....that's stuff

LiftingRiot · November 2015

She wakes up in the middle of the night to eat chocolate cake....every night

synchkat · November 2015

He thinks a riot is just a small gathering of friends sitting around drinking cognac and pondering philosophical stuff

synchkat · November 2015

Is my best hover skate customer

slimgirljo15 · November 2015

Made a billion dollars selling hover skates

synchkat · November 2015

Sleeps with his shoes on...just in case there's a fire.

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2015

Has no idea what a Zamboni is! Thought it was a type of pasta dish!

slimgirljo15 · November 2015

Is my husband

jbuzzed · November 2015

Is actually blind

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2015

Those are painted on jeans!

jbuzzed · November 2015

Is a rage-aholic

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2015

Always singing Super freak in the Shower! now I know why!

suzreen · November 2015

She's the kind of girl you don't bring home to mother. However, she will never let your spirits down... once you get her off the street.

territhefrog · November 2015

Likes the smell of dirty socks.

suzreen · November 2015

Has never recovered from losing the spelling bee in 5th grade

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2015

Has a bunch of college Fraternity boys following her every move!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · November 2015

He is actually dead and the internet is acting as a medium to channel his spirit into the forums.

suzreen · November 2015

He drives a cab and offers psycoanalysis to his passengers at no extra charge. Some are known to take his cab not to get anywhere, but only to make progress on their deeply rooted issues.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · November 2015

Following a lifelong career in the circus as a knife thrower she took her talent into the private sector and became an assassin. She tried her hand at a political assassination and it went wrong. She has been on the run ever since.