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jbuzzed

grows his hair to sell for hair weaves

RunTimer

wears Yoga Pants in church

LiftingRiot

also wears yoga pants in church

Thisnameischosen

Lives in a bathroom

jbuzzed

Wears a wig

Thisnameischosen

Makes wigs

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She has a scaled down set that she takes selfies on to hide the fact that she's really 4'3

jbuzzed

Loves rest days and has to be forced to work out

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

@jsummd Is a strong advocate for steroid use to minimize rest days.

LiftingRiot

Sells @jsummd steroids

jbuzzed

became illiterate after reading a book I suggested

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Only reads erotic novels.

LiftingRiot

This man is the muse for many of the authors of womens erotic novels.

RunTimer

writes under the penname Hugh G Rection

LiftingRiot

Co-writes under the name Heywood Jeblome

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Are both published by Mike Hawk and Co. "A Family Company."

LiftingRiot

Was once arrested for domestic violence...against his little teddy

RunTimer

has hairy palms...won't say why

jbuzzed

draws chalk outlines of himself in front of his house to scare his neighbours

RunTimer

is standing behind you as you read this

RunTimer

was the inspiration for ChiaPets

slimgirljo15

Is bald...and stole his wig from bob marley

slimgirljo15

Had an affair with bob marley

Thisnameischosen

csbnga wrote: »

Introduced Bob Marley to pot

Hahaha!

finny11122

Teaches classes every wednesday on how to use chop sticks with your feet

OneHundredToLose

He's actually Scottish but hides it out of deep, deep shame

slimgirljo15

Hasn't pooped for a month...

synchkat

Only drinks tequila out of a tea cup

jbuzzed

Owns a raccoon farm

synchkat

Is having raccoon for dinner