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Is cooking me the raccoon she wrestled today0
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Is searching youtube for video of my raccoon wrestling escapades0
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Teaches a raccoon wrestling course0
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She is a devout Scientologist and has actually invented her own rituals to further worship her alien overlords.0
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Is a priest0
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Madam of a brothel0
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My prized girl..and best earner0
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Only after she originally stole my client list0
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Said client list contains the names of several Arch-Bishops0
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Is on that list0
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Started a fertility clinic to meet men0
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is ordinary0
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She actually lives in America but is nocturnal so she constructed an elaborate lie about living in Australia to seem normal.0
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Lives in a tibetan monastery...is really 67 and has prayed 8hours in everyday since he was 100
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Is an evil hacker, capable of rewriting MFP threads about him..
Is an wonderful humanitarian every likes him0 -
Hates facial hair...never heard of Mowvember0
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offered to shave my beard0
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Wants me to shave him all over with a cut throat razor0
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Used to be the acting coach for Meryl Streep0
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Hogs the little cartoon airplane ride outside of Target with his seemingly endless amount of quarters coming from inside his pockets.0
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Had to have special made training wheels added to his motorbike...0
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Is a snake charmer0
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Is actually a blonde0
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Learned the hard way that redheads have more fun0
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Dyes her hair to match her socks0
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Wears socks with the little balls on the back.0
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His balls hang so low they touch his socks0
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She keeps telling everyone my secret.0
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