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When she goes to the zoo she names all the animals0
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She has been thrown out of the zoo, banned for life, for crapping in her hand and throwing it at the monkeys.
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Refuses to attend cocktail hour with anyone who doesn't lift their pinky finger while taking a sip of their drink.0
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Eats her dinner in a dog bowl0
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Keeps a ruler at the table to smack anyone who slurps their soup.0
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She slurps her soup on purpose , just to get a smack of my ruler in the butt0
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Carries that ruler everywhere just to smack pretty ladies0
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She bought me the ruler0
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He never smacked me with it
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She hates when i smack her butt0
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Has so much fun with his ruler that he asked for a yardstick for Christmas. Too bad he's been so dang naughty, probably won't get it.0
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He's terrible to his friends. Worst friend ever0
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She's been drinking wine since 11 am0
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He decided that today he would try something new....the Thanksgiving octopus0
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Was behind the failed attempt to have Canada change Thanksgiving to November0
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Ate a whole turkey to herself on Thanksgiving0
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don't know how to laugh0
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Cut the turkey today with her ice skates0
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Only drinks tea0
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Is an illegal immigrant, she's actually Canadian0
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Cant tie her shoe laces.0
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Tied his shoe laces together and nkw has to shuffle everywhere0
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Caught rolling around on living room floor,naked, covered in peanut butter singing the Brittney Spears song...Oops I Did It Again.0
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When she runs , she has a belt with 2 banannas in holsters .0
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Filmed the above poster rolling around...was hiding in her bushes ..0
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Designed the original "nanny cam" however it was originally meant for different purposes0
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Spent the day interviewing nannies, personal chefs, housekeepers just for fun0
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Is "The nanny"...think.."Hand that rocks the cradle" movie
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Is a male pole dancer
..also gave me a private lap dance last night ... 
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Frequently wets the bed0
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