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Wears ..high heels and stockings to the pub...
I know this because he borrows mine 0 -
You said you wouldn't tell0
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I didnt lie ..
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Slimgirljo15: She is my friend and mentor. She taught me everything I know about peeing in sinks and crapping in fireplaces. She continues to inspire and motivate me.0
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..was my best student 0 -
Every third Wednesday of the month she runs around the block wearing only running shoes and socks0
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Shovels snow in a bikini0
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Has ten cats AND lives in a shoe0
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She is quite smart, but never actually realizes that she not quiet aware!!0
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She loves doing puzzles and watching paint dry. Hates hot guys.0
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Does jigsaw puzzles in the nude...0
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Farts rose perfume..
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Loves the smell of both rose perfume and farts. As a matter of fact, she couldn't choose which one is her favorite0
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Enjoys farts so much she takes them in small sniffs so they last longer 0
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Has an oxygen tank filled with farts so she can breathe them instead of air.0
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Fills my oxygen tanks daily...everyone says he's full of hot air..0
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This is no lie -- you silly people crack me up!!! love ya!0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Fills my oxygen tanks daily...everyone says he's full of hot air..
When Michael Lucas slows production, she feeds him chili and squeezes him periodically
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Freaking hell ..I near wet myself laughing ...slimgirljo15 wrote: »Fills my oxygen tanks daily...everyone says he's full of hot air..
When Michael Lucas slows production, she feeds him chili and squeezes him periodically
Wants a double mask attached to the oxygen tank so she can share the joy ..
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isn't a cougar0
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Only eats blue food, and doing this, she has already lst 15 pounds. whe she goes into maintenancemode,she will add either orange or gray food to the equation0
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Lives on catfish and Brussel sprouts!0
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Puts goldfish in her bathwater to clean all her "areas".0
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Has no sense of humor0
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Just shouldered an old lady to the ground while walking down the street0
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always walks on tippy toes and is nicknamed "Twinkle Toes"0
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Is jealous of my ballet skills0
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Looks amazing in a ballet leotard0
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Thinks women in hats are repulsive0
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