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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The child in pic is one she kidnapped from the local hospital
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is a descendant of Sherlock Holmes!
  • mandymay01
    mandymay01 Posts: 758 Member
    edited December 2015
    Likes to color her hair blue
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Runs a Cocktail the movie themed bar
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Owns a massage parlor called Happily Ever After
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Takes 80% of my take
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    Wears the same pants for two weeks straight
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Fills her home with robo-pets so that she's never lonely
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Ants in his pants make him dance, dance, DANCE!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Is the leader of a cult
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @csbnga Fatty! (<-- biggest lie in this thread!)

  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Shared his low-cal recipe for "kicked puppies" with me...


    ... D-lish!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is going to be my mail order husband :p
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Is going to be my mail order husband :p
    Isn't that supposed to be"MALE-order husband" ?

    Paid with a fraudulent credit card; and I didn't mind at all :):kissing_heart:
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Due to his incessant dad-joking, 1,000,000 orphaned children swarmed him all at the same time. He was smashed to death, and his last words were "I'm just CRUSHED that I can't help all of you kids!"
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Way, way back in the eighties, he was "with the band". Yep, that's right -- he was one of The Bangles' boy toys. He wrote a tell all book about his groupie days, and was shocked that for some reason it didn't sell. Now he is bitter and hangs out with Ted Nugent.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Used to be a fill-in lead singer for major rock bands until she grew tired of her lifestyle and retired to be a flight attendant and travel the world.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Wears a Santa outfits during the holidays, so he can ask women to sit on his lap and tell him what they want ;-)
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Is one of these women
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Holds the world's record for the dirtiest socks ever. Even after e claimed this title, he wanted to take it further and further. The only thing that made him finally wash his socks was that Ted Nugent said he wouldn't hang with him anymore, he couldn't take the stench. Forced to choose, he chose Ted.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    He owns a whole flock of elves.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He calls his private part..*elf*
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    She has his "elf" on a shelf
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    She eats elf for breakfast, lunch and dinner :D
    :D:D:D ..wait... :o ....

    So does he...very flexible :p
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She has a lo tof trouble holdingdown a steady job -- she suffers from "groundhog syndrome". If she sees her shadow when she heads out the door to go to work, she goes back inside and sleeps for eight hours. It's a good thing she can survive on elf meat for so long, because she has trouble bringing home the bacon
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Watches my every move to see where I keep my elf meat...she wants it for herself... :*
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    edited December 2015
    His favorite movie night is crying his heart out while watching Old Yeller
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He always thinks he can get his way by stamping his feet, batting his eyes, and pouting. He used this method to get me to give him all my beloved bacon.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    She's always giving away her bacon and is a push over for stompy feet, batty eyes and pouting
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    That is not really his profile pic..he's an 11 year old girl called mary

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