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What she fails to mention is that she is Mary, too. Mary has set up so many false mfp profiles that she can't even remember them all.0
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^^^mother..is that you...
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Her wildest dream, the deepest desire of her heart, is to travel to exotic locales and have great adventures. Top of her list of destinations is Podunk City, in the fabled land of Bumfrunk Egypt. She has been saving her pennies, and thinks she has enough now to make the trip, but she can't seem to find anyone who can tell her how to get there, even though many say they've been there more than once. Sigh0
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She was once the Queen of Bumfrunk Egypt but is now living is exile!0
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Keeps Lucky Charms in her bra for safe keeping.0
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Break dances every time he hears a Mondonna song.0
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Elvis didn't really die..he is living with @Misshodge640
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Elvis didn't really die..he is living with @Misshodge64
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She's totally cuckoo and thinks she sees dead people!0
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Is one of the dead people.0
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Thinks He can dance like Tina Turner0
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Her favorite rapper is Iggy Azalea0
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During his meal he kept saying " Iggy" under his breath and ended up having to do dishes!0
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She can rap in German0
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Speaks Pig Latin0
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She talks to pigs. they are her friends0
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She stars in Charlotte's Web on Ice0
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Her bedtime prayer last-night was for Santa to bring her a new Hoola-Hoop0
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He travels to the Caribbean just for the Aerobics0
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She is that crazy cat lady0
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Has been spying on us this whole time under an alias!
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Was a general in the Bumfrunk Egypt army. My most trusted advisor, until he betrayed me and banished me to exile in Wajeekistan. Now he sits on the throne in Podunk City and issues ridiculous orders all day long. The most recent one decreed that no citizen shall wash his socks EVER.0
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She has an obsession with washing machines, and built an additional room onto her house where she stores them. They line the walls.0
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He's a hoarder, never cleans and there are piles of garbage everywhere in his home0
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Only works out the left arm, his right arm is Puny!0
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Obsessed with the Christmas Story movie and has started stalking @FabulousFantasticFifty0
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His workout equipment to achieve those guns consisted of a Victoria's Secret catalog and a bottle of Jergens0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »His workout equipment to achieve those guns consisted of a Victoria's Secret catalog and a bottle of Jergens
Hilarious but doesn't work that way
Is not a liquour snob.0 -
Is considering a sex change so that she can try @csbnga's workout0
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is actually Ultron's most successful clone0
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