Post a lie about the person above

territhefrog

Is coming to my house to learn the horizonal hokey pokey.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Which she incorporates various reptiles to add to the fun

slimgirljo15

Owns a pet alligator

jenmar222

she's sober right now

slimgirljo15

^^^yep..thats a lie..

Is going to be my girl date this weekend..hold on jen may be a wild ride

jbuzzed

Uses the slang word bae often

jbuzzed

He works for urban dictionary

Wiz_Joe

mydrinkingpal

jbuzzed

Is a living mannequin

Wiz_Joe

Has a tatoo on her back

RunTimer

has no nipples (those are tattoos)

PewterSky

He's a brony.

SithnessQueen

Is a sniper

RunTimer

has a spray-on tatoo

FabulousFantasticFifty

Has some of the skinniest thighs I've ever seen!

RunTimer

is wearing men's boxers under that dress


..mine

Wiz_Joe

is not wearing any boxers

SithnessQueen

Doesn't lift

RunTimer

is afraid of needles

Wiz_Joe

Had a broken needle on his ___

RunTimer

has fallen...and he can't get up

Darklords

is really dressed in a french maid outfit

RunTimer

makes me clean her house wearing must the tiniest apron

Darklords

enjoys wearing the tiniest apron and serving me wine

finny11122

Worked as a stripper for a year in vegas

LiftingRiot

Was a daily customer to a strip club in vegas for a year.... He didn't realize to years later that Darklords stripped there until she recognized him on MFP as the creepy guy who sat in the corner all the time

Bonny132

Has started waist training using a corset 23hrs a day.... Even in the gym.....

slimgirljo15

Is walking on water to come visit me.

Bonny132

Is a real life Godess

LiftingRiot

She knows how to spell Godess