Post a lie about the person above

Is coming to my house to learn the horizonal hokey pokey.

Owns a pet alligator

^^^yep..thats a lie..

Is going to be my girl date this weekend..hold on jen may be a wild ride

He works for urban dictionary

Is a living mannequin

has no nipples (those are tattoos)

Is a sniper

Has some of the skinniest thighs I've ever seen!

is not wearing any boxers

is afraid of needles