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  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    She knows everything there is to know about run timers behind
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    ^^^ maybe not a lie :D ..
    Just gave birth to triplets
  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    stickler for personal hygiene..plucked every last hair off my ***
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    His butt has been inches from my face :s
  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited January 2016
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    His butt has been inches from my face :s
      would but that were true ;)


    International Mob Boss, living under alias
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  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    men look her in the eyes...all the time
  • Posts: 708 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Trying to get naked tennis into the Olympics

    Jesus fack...there's thing my mind can't erase...like naked ball boys crouching...thanks...I'm now scarred
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2016
    His dimples were put there by a famous plastic surgeon
  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited January 2016
    rotated Profile pic..is actually hanging upside down..ankles shackled to doorframe

    ..and no, I have no idea how she got there >:)
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    That giant medal he's wearing, he had it made himself, awarded it to himself just for being so dang SPECIAL. Now he goes around shirtless just so he can make sure everyone knows he's the best. If they ask nicely, he'll allow them to kneel and kiss the medal.
  • Posts: 3,923 Member
    appeared twice as a guest on CSI: Miami
  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    is a not so secret mob capo
  • Posts: 3,923 Member
    won spelling bee medal in 5th grade and has been wearing it ever since.
  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited January 2016
    has WMD tattooed on a select part of his body..
    weapon of mass destruction
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    has a toxic waste hazard symbol tattooed on a certain part of his body -- you know, that part where the toxic waste emerges.
  • Posts: 523 Member
    Is always looking for an excuse to wear her gimp-suit-style hazardous waste protection suit
  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    has this tattooed on her backside
    noentry.jpg?w=720
  • Posts: 10,172 Member
    Belly button is pierced
  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    fan of the monarchy, she insisted on my getting a prince albert
  • Posts: 220 Member
    Nicknamed his significant other "Crisco", cuz she had too much fat in her can
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is really minimumpower.. :D
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    She's my fairy godmother, but she stubbornly refuses to grant most of my wishes. Too busy watching reality tv I guess.
  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    adult film star in Manilla
  • Posts: 6,993 Member
    weighs 90lb
  • Posts: 8,042 Member
    Is a sumo wrestler
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a serial killer incarcerated and awaiting lethal injection
  • Posts: 166 Member
    killed 20 people with 1 bullet
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Poops red skittles
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    She's Donald Trump's evil handmaiden!

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