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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She's not an ordinary human being -- she's the goddess of LOST SOCKS. If you make the right offering, say the right prayers, and she is pleased, her siren song will send all your lost socks back to you from the land of laundromat.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She is the sock keeper in the land of Laundromat!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Her socks never match
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hates cats
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    She's actually a cross-dresser
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    He loans his dresses and high heals to slimgirljo15.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    That hat is stuck to his head permanently..super glued
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
    tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member
    Secretly lines his hat with tinfoil so that the mole people can't mind control him.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sadly is as mad as a hatter..thinks he's a real jedimaster..and doesn't think I look like Tyne Daly :(
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a rug muncher :D ..sorry :#
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Isn't very popular around here
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Sadly, the mole people have found a way to break through the tinfoil lining of his hat, and now he is back to doing their bidding.
  • angelamichelle_xo
    angelamichelle_xo Posts: 646 Member
    she got fired today.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He fired me from my job today because I wouldn't stop napping in the break room. He didn't mind that I was napping, only that I was taking his comfy nap spot.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He's always snorting whiskey and drinking cocaine. Kind of drives me insane.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He coughs up furballs.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He doesn't let the furballs he coughs up go to waste. Oh no siree! He saves them, lets them dry, and then uses them to stuff pillows and quilts for those in need. What a great guy, even though he fired me.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    He wears a size 4 shoe.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    Never wears socks
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    he doesn't buy lottery tickets, but he is getting RICH. He charges all the lottery ticket buyers $5 each to rub his head for luck before they buy their tix.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    At this moment is in the middle of the pacific doing dog paddle wearing floaties on her way to Australia
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    It will all be worth it when i get to Jo's house. I will not pee once in the ocean, but when I get to her place, baby, just let me at her sink!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2016
    Roflmao....^^^ does have this really kinky peeing in the sink fetish...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She washed her vegetables for the potluck salad without first washing her sink! :confounded:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Did kinky things with the salad spinner :#
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited January 2016
    Told me all about it with step by step illustrated instructions :dizzy:
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    edited January 2016
    Does indescribably things with cucumbers and other similar vegetables
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He once told me that if he had a hammer, he'd hammer in the morning, in the evening, and even all over the land. But all he had was a wrench so he went to work at Costco tires instead.
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
    tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member
    Was raised in a cult that worshiped Peter Paul & Mary, feeling that folk music was the height of divinity.

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