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  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    who me??????????????????? lol. im not sure if the world is ready for us to be friends
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    edited March 2016
    Yes you!! If I can't be without you then we totally should! The world may not be ready but it will be accommodating!
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    she isnt going to send me a friend request within a minute or 2
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    He stole my pudding cups!
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    you stole my eggo
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member



    He wont accept my friend request in a minute or 2.
    Newtomi777 wrote: »
    she isnt going to send me a friend request within a minute or 2

  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    she hates laughing and thinks im rude
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    That actually true. Try again
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    see you cant stop lying!!! i tell ya. cant trust women with beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile!
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    Me?? What?? I would never! I think it's you can't trust a man who likes feet.
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    thats not what you were saying when i licked the whipped cream off your toes
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    edited March 2016
    I would never!!! You're just mad cause I discovered your NKTOB collection and I'm using it against you! Don't be embarrassed... I won't tell anyone else, promise!
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
    horrible with kids
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    Michaelg235 wrote: »
    horrible with kids

    Lol .... Try again.... I'm a teacher!
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    okay world!!! heres one for you!! she does not wear barney the dinosaur pajamas and sing" i love you, you love me, we're a happy family " while eating pickles on a stick. I know i know.. its a little weird
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
    SLB125 wrote: »
    Michaelg235 wrote: »
    horrible with kids

    Lol .... Try again.... I'm a teacher!

    Is that not the point of the game ?? I think you owe me a cookie now I definitely got a gold star for the day
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    He still sleeps with his teddy bear and blankey while sucking his thumb!
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
    He hates hunting
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    everyone!!!! her nickname is teddy bear!! and okay they are like mini thumbs! hahaha
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    Michaelg235 wrote: »
    SLB125 wrote: »
    Michaelg235 wrote: »
    horrible with kids

    Lol .... Try again.... I'm a teacher!

    Is that not the point of the game ?? I think you owe me a cookie now I definitely got a gold star for the day

    You are so right! I'll make sure to put a sticker on your chart! Good job!
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    edited March 2016
    Newtomi777 wrote: »
    okay world!!! heres one for you!! she does not wear barney the dinosaur pajamas and sing" i love you, you love me, we're a happy family " while eating pickles on a stick. I know i know.. its a little weird

    Yes I like pickles but the truth is you are the one who wanted matching Barney Jammie's! I only sang that song because you begged me to do a duet with you!

  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    hey but you took it a little extra step adding that t-back.
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    edited March 2016
    He didn't believe in love in love at first sight until he met me while wearing my Barney pjs!
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    her smile isnt that stunning. :p
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    also ..... she doesnt wear my spiderman tighty whities when im not home !
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    His humor is literally killing me!
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    Duh it's the bat man ones!
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    yes those too. but dancing to justin beiber is not cool.
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
    Probably can't grill to save his life ;)
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    edited March 2016
    Newtomi777 wrote: »
    yes those too. but dancing to justin beiber is not cool.


    He updates his toenail collection daily while watching captain caveman in his teenage mutant ninja turtle tighty whiteys!

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