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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She has a large, ornately framed picture over her fireplace, showing her square dancing with a chupacabra. It is her prize possession, second only to that piece of toast that Elvis' face appears on.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She escaped an Insane asylum
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Set her crotch on fire ..lighting her farts :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She told me that it wouldn't hurt me!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I did not laugh when I wrote that..

    It wouldnt have hurt if you hadn't used a blow torch
  • teets19771
    teets19771 Posts: 64 Member
    She likes to blow torch peoples farts
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out that she wanted my boyfriend who told her that our sex was great! :dizzy:
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She likes to take her posse to the local vegan health food restaurant and try to order gmo corn, hot dogs made with factory farmed meat, and poptarts. Asks for a scrambled egg dish containing chicken eggs from cage raised hens that live in another country...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's my full posse and it was her idea!
  • steviesmith469
    steviesmith469 Posts: 230 Member
    she like me a lot
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is really sylvester Stallone ..doesnt want people to know he now has a weight problem
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Is extremely introverted.
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
    She hates Deadpool
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Has seen all the Twilight movies 97 times......alone. Cried every time.
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    Files her complete X-Files box set under "Documentaries"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited March 2016
    Keeps his Camel in the house. Has its own Bedroom!
  • Alfit88
    Alfit88 Posts: 279 Member
    stole a camel and keeps it in the back yard
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
    She has Peyton Manning on top of her ceiling so she can look at Him while she sleeps0
  • fjellrev
    fjellrev Posts: 5,078 Member
    He fantasizes about Smurfs on the daily.
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Secretly hates hockey and hides it from other Canadians
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
    I heard he likes to eat his fingernail clippings
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's thinking about her last naughty date in this photo! ;)
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    Will be voting for Donald Trump
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
    I heard he and that camel are a little TOO close, if ya know what I mean...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She thinks that sporting a Camel Toe is a good look! :lol:
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    is jealous of my camel's humps, his humps, his lovely camel humps
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Enjoys licking flagpoles in sub-zero temperatures...
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Is known throughout Colorado as Stan, the champagne man. He likes to visit various Colorado locales with a refrigerated truck full of the bubbly, and crank the disco on the stereo, while sharing champagne and toasts with total strangers.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Takes a mouth full out of every bottle of milk at the supermarket
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Was Howard Hughes' pedicurist

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