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She has a large, ornately framed picture over her fireplace, showing her square dancing with a chupacabra. It is her prize possession, second only to that piece of toast that Elvis' face appears on.0
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She escaped an Insane asylum0
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Set her crotch on fire ..lighting her farts0
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She told me that it wouldn't hurt me!!!0
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I did not laugh when I wrote that..
It wouldnt have hurt if you hadn't used a blow torch0 -
She likes to blow torch peoples farts0
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I found out that she wanted my boyfriend who told her that our sex was great!0
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She likes to take her posse to the local vegan health food restaurant and try to order gmo corn, hot dogs made with factory farmed meat, and poptarts. Asks for a scrambled egg dish containing chicken eggs from cage raised hens that live in another country...0
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She's my full posse and it was her idea!0
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she like me a lot0
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Is really sylvester Stallone ..doesnt want people to know he now has a weight problem0
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Is extremely introverted.0
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She hates Deadpool0
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Has seen all the Twilight movies 97 times......alone. Cried every time.0
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Files her complete X-Files box set under "Documentaries"0
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Keeps his Camel in the house. Has its own Bedroom!0
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stole a camel and keeps it in the back yard0
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She has Peyton Manning on top of her ceiling so she can look at Him while she sleeps00
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He fantasizes about Smurfs on the daily.0
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Secretly hates hockey and hides it from other Canadians0
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I heard he likes to eat his fingernail clippings0
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She's thinking about her last naughty date in this photo!0
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Will be voting for Donald Trump0
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I heard he and that camel are a little TOO close, if ya know what I mean...0
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She thinks that sporting a Camel Toe is a good look!0
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is jealous of my camel's humps, his humps, his lovely camel humps0
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Enjoys licking flagpoles in sub-zero temperatures...0
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Is known throughout Colorado as Stan, the champagne man. He likes to visit various Colorado locales with a refrigerated truck full of the bubbly, and crank the disco on the stereo, while sharing champagne and toasts with total strangers.0
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Takes a mouth full out of every bottle of milk at the supermarket0
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Was Howard Hughes' pedicurist0
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