Post a lie about the person above

leebesstoad

Won the $400 million dollar powerball this week and wants to share it with all of us and will post her home phone number for us to call this afternoon.

Meanmex516

Bredalee forgot to log her 10 hot dogs she ate under the covers

43932452

He smears strawberry jam on his nipple and licks it off.

BrendaLee

He smears strawberry jam on his nipple and licks it off.

It was supposed to be a lie. We all do that.

kittyd7015

She works for the goverment

leebesstoad

She pees in every swimming pool she ever goes into.

gym_king_carlie

Sending me rude and explicit picture messages, naughty tut tut

leebesstoad

Sending me rude and explicit picture messages, naughty tut tut

Again, they are supposed to be a lie. The ones that I have on my phone would straighten Richard Simmons' hair. Elliot Spitzer is a piker.

Still1Workoutatatime

hates working out

latenitelucy

Sells his clean urine to finance his beanie baby collection

A_nonymous2

buys the beanie babies!

leebesstoad

Thinks she actually has unicorns in her back yard.

A_nonymous2

I TOTALLY DO!

Wants to RIDE my unicorn...

iRun_Butterfly

Charges the neighbor kids $5 a piece for unicorn rides

Trueray

Had a threesome in a parking lot full of cockroaches.

pari_06

hates life related philosophy and sayings

43932452

Was cast for Glee but turned it down for a place in the Big Brother house.

Still1Workoutatatime

only owns shirts

FTSTL

Has a bad case of dumbbell envy...

43932452

Is Vin Diesel's double.

dcarr67

gave away all her pants

X3MM

It's not working tomorrow

LindaEmrys

can't do more than 1 push up

2stepscloser

He's a weakling and can barely lift the bar.

dcarr67

Her other eye is green

43932452

He's an Eagle.

Meanmex516

likes to stand in the dark and watch other people sleep/

FTSTL

Is wearing a pink tutu in that photo.

43932452

Has a fetish for clowns.

FTSTL

Has a fetish for clowns.

Who told?