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Is more comfortable with his appearance after the breast reduction surgery.0
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Knows who let the dogs out.0
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Sees the dogs as a metaphysical representation of the human condition in suburban America.0
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Well I didn't before....damnit...
Is a Fluttershy fan.0 -
Likes to take selfies at funerals0
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Helps old ladies cross the road only to leave them in the middle and run0
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Licks metal polls in winter for the pain high.0
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Eats mentos whole, then chugs 2ltrs of soda for a side job as "The Human Volcano"0
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Is in the witness protection program0
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Is addicted to planking0
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Has a Sharpie sniffing addiction0
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Doesn't like late nights0
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ugly0
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He's really an 86 year old woman.0
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Is a tea cup collector0
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Can't go to sleep without his blue baby blankie and Mommy tucking him in bed.0
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His Build-A-Bear collection is in a shooting war with his My Little Pony collection.0
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Got kicked out of Mime College for talking in class.0
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Started doing the dance from 'Single Ladies' shortly after taking this pic.0
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(if it would get that damned stubborn *kitten* partner of mine to say yes, I would. lol)
Served as the anatomical model for the most popular line of blow up sex dolls.0 -
Is the quality tester for all the lines of blow up sex dolls...0
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(It's supposed to be a lie. lol)
His favorite musical artist is Wayne Newton. Danke Schoen0 -
Left baby toe nail is painted glittery pink..0
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(It's purple, not pink. Purple is pink's gay cousin).
Broke the CD drive in her computer by mistaking it for a drink holder.0 -
Sees the visible spectrum entirely in pastel colors.Got kicked out of Mime College for talking in class.
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there, I'll tell you what.0 -
Had a peanut butter and KY Jelly sandwich for lunch.0
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Is on a roll.
With mustard and Swiss.0 -
Owes me money!!0
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Believes me when I tell him the check is in the mail.0
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But instead of a check, he sent a money order.
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