Post a lie about the person above

PaulHalicki

Is more comfortable with his appearance after the breast reduction surgery.

herblackwings39

Knows who let the dogs out.

PaulHalicki

Sees the dogs as a metaphysical representation of the human condition in suburban America.

herblackwings39

Well I didn't before....damnit...

Is a Fluttershy fan.

latenitelucy

Likes to take selfies at funerals

Aminah3052

Helps old ladies cross the road only to leave them in the middle and run

herblackwings39

Licks metal polls in winter for the pain high.

Aminah3052

Eats mentos whole, then chugs 2ltrs of soda for a side job as "The Human Volcano"

Groovyca2022

Is in the witness protection program

iamwilso

Is addicted to planking

latenitelucy

Has a Sharpie sniffing addiction

iamwilso

Doesn't like late nights

ronit1601

ugly

MNA76

He's really an 86 year old woman.

iamwilso

Is a tea cup collector

leebesstoad

Can't go to sleep without his blue baby blankie and Mommy tucking him in bed.

PaulHalicki

His Build-A-Bear collection is in a shooting war with his My Little Pony collection.

leebesstoad

Got kicked out of Mime College for talking in class.

MNA76

Started doing the dance from 'Single Ladies' shortly after taking this pic.

leebesstoad

(if it would get that damned stubborn *kitten* partner of mine to say yes, I would. lol)

Served as the anatomical model for the most popular line of blow up sex dolls.

Fvaisey

Is the quality tester for all the lines of blow up sex dolls...

leebesstoad

(It's supposed to be a lie. lol)

His favorite musical artist is Wayne Newton. Danke Schoen

iRun_Butterfly

Left baby toe nail is painted glittery pink..

leebesstoad

(It's purple, not pink. Purple is pink's gay cousin).

Broke the CD drive in her computer by mistaking it for a drink holder.

PaulHalicki

Sees the visible spectrum entirely in pastel colors.

Got kicked out of Mime College for talking in class.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there, I'll tell you what.

leebesstoad

Had a peanut butter and KY Jelly sandwich for lunch.

PaulHalicki

Is on a roll.

With mustard and Swiss.

DJMIKEY1

Owes me money!!

PaulHalicki

Believes me when I tell him the check is in the mail.

leebesstoad

But instead of a check, he sent a money order.