Post a lie about the person above

KelARita7

Doesnt like alcohol.

jeets888

Hates taking care of herself!

crackur

lick peanut butter out of his dog's ears

leebesstoad

Licks the fingers of other diners at their local BBQ restaurant.

EddieHaskell97

Dreams of being the weather man on "Naked News".

jeets888

Wants to be a farmer

leebesstoad

Has to sing the song to be able to recite the alphabet

jeets888

Wait - thats not a lie hehe

Hates wearing skinny jeans

leebesstoad

Even Barney and Mr. Rogers have told him they don't like him.

PaulHalicki

Held up a cardboard cutout of a smart phone while his friend took his profile pic with a Polaroid camera.

EnderNC

Is allergic to McDonald's fries

Youmirinlol

has a big dingus

CookNLift

has a soul / I'm mirin

leebesstoad

Uses crayons to file out his IRS 1040s.

PaulHalicki

Uses finger paints on job applications

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latenitelucy

Collects all of his clipped body hair in Ziplock baggies and catalogs them by month and year

leebesstoad

Wears a sweater she knitted from the hair she collected in the drain on her tub.

Groovyca2022

Combs her hair with a fork

43932452

Buys out coloring books and enters the kids coloring competitions.

Groovyca2022

drinks out of baby bottles

DudeistPriest

is stalking me

Groovyca2022

is NOT stalking me

43932452

Has a strawberry Shortcake collection.

pennelope515

is really a mermaid

Groovyca2022

loves to whip her head so her pony tail smacks people nearby in the face.

Mutant13

Got into a fistfight with a tiger.

And won.

43932452

Ties men up with her hair.

Groovyca2022

eats breakfast off her belly...so she can do sit ups/ crunches at the same time.

43932452

Uses blood for lipstick .. she's a vampire.