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suzreen

She stinks of disappointment while simultaneously reeking of success.

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territhefrog

She stole my teddy bear.

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VikMcAnik

Wink emojis give her cravings for pudding and bacon...

territhefrog

This is the car he drives when he goes cruising for chicks.

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slimgirljo15

Poops skittles ..and tells everyone to taste the rainbow

suzreen

Likes to taste the rainbow!

synchkat

She has tasted the "rainbow"

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suzreen

She once sailed around the world with only her pet hamster for company. They were stranded on a deserted island during that trip, and while they were there, the hamster foretold their rescue down to the most minute detail. She still wishes that hamster would have coughed up some stock market advice...

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suzreen

She shot both the sheriff and the deputy, and no frickin way was it in self defense!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She put her up to it!

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territhefrog

Is a professional marshmallow eater.

suzreen

She writes inspirational slogans on her stomach each day, and if anyone seems down in the dumps she lifts her shirt to cheer them up and encourage them.

synchkat

She was the inspiration for many a Justin Bieber song

finny11122

Was the first successful brain transplant patient

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finny11122

Eats brains with fava beans and a nice chianti

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finny11122

She chloroformed me

suzreen

He is the seventh son of a seventh son, and a hard drinkin gamblin son of a gun

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T0M_K

she divorced me and took me for all i'm worth...still recovering emotionally and financially. can't afford therapy

crazymama2both

He flashed me.