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  • sc487
    sc487 Posts: 102 Member
    She enjoyed the view
  • crazymama2both
    crazymama2both Posts: 195 Member
    She hides in her closet and eats marshmallows.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    he stole the hat from a poor bushman in the wilds of Australia...recent rumors circulate he later died of heat exhaustion.
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  • trish2016
    trish2016 Posts: 156 Member
    She's a celebrity mistress
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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    She's madly in love with me.
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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    She's not telling the whole story. It wasn't just the mustache. That I could handle.
  • Jayco141
    Jayco141 Posts: 221 Member
    He was arrested for peering in her window... :)
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  • Jayco141
    Jayco141 Posts: 221 Member
    Was kicked out for lying about her age...
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    he logged taking nine steps along a straight line while touching heel-to-toe as last Saturday night's exercise
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  • Jayco141
    Jayco141 Posts: 221 Member
    She was suppose to be the DD, and backed out after shotgunning 4 IPAs..
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He took up with lauranorr after she dumped striderb, because he at least was secure about the size of their respective mustaches.
  • austin0321
    austin0321 Posts: 131 Member
    wants to have me for lunch
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    If I invited anyone else for lunch, he stamps around, pouts and cries till I agree to take him to McDonald's, too.
  • austin0321
    austin0321 Posts: 131 Member
    edited April 2016
    She uses going to McDonald's as an excuse to take me somewhere hidden then begs me to give her Big Mac she loves the special sauce
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  • austin0321
    austin0321 Posts: 131 Member
    He's adopted she once went skiing with us in the car
    (If you don't know what skiing is use urban dictionary)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He tries to pretend he's a hipster, but he actually likes to sit on the front porch with grandma, strumming the old banjo and smoking a corn cob pipe.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Wears fuzzy slippers and a bathrobe to work, just because he can.
  • austin0321
    austin0321 Posts: 131 Member
    She had one too many fuzzy navels at the office Christmas party and ended up in the broom closet with her boss...gotta climb the corporate ladder some how
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  • austin0321
    austin0321 Posts: 131 Member
    Swears she's not superficial but looks in the mirror every 2 min
  • crazymama2both
    crazymama2both Posts: 195 Member
    totally kidnapped my dog
  • austin0321
    austin0321 Posts: 131 Member
    edited April 2016
    Used to *kitten* to a wall sized poster of screech from saved by the bell
  • crazymama2both
    crazymama2both Posts: 195 Member
    got caught stealing his mom's panties

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