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Won the lottery and disowned me as a brother0
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He wasn't my brother he was really my uncle/grandpa. It was too hard to explain so he went with brother.0
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Plays a banjo
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He pretends he is a banjo so she will touch him1
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....likes to wear granny panties on the outside of her pants with the words "juicy" written on the bottom in brown sharpie.0
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Lives in Amsterdam.0
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You wrote the word Juicy on my granny panties that i actuallt got from your mum0
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Posts pics on a fetish board of other people wearing borrowed panties.0
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chews a can of skoal every morning for breakfast0
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He makes me.. he thinks it's really hot.0
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She wants me to talk dirty to her when I call.0
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Thinks I'm hot0
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Also thinks I'm hot1
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Sends a dirty morning message every morning ..no you cannot see my boobs
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Helps orphans with a place to stay, only to sell meat pies for less than one might think even possible!0
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Eats candy in front of kids and tells them how yummy it is0
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Has 2 great knees0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Has 2 great knees
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finny11122 wrote: »Eats candy in front of kids and tells them how yummy it is
I do this. He pushes me down and takes the candy from me. Tells me I should be stronger. Better. Faster.
just hit me in the head with a pack of skittles0 -
Is in the process of making a jet pack, but burned his pubes on his first flying attempt1
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She designs jet packs but her latest one caused some sort of a pubes accident.. don't know the details0
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Is involved in international espionage0
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has machine gun jubblies0
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Has a fetish for machine guns0
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