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Caporegiem

Bathes in strawberry milk

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought that he had to milk Strawberries to get Rich!

synchkat

bathes in crushed bananas but only ones from this certain plantation in Jamaica

novio50

chews rocks for jaw exercise

slimgirljo15

Has no teeth..its why he don't smile

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is secretly a fan of Barry Manilow

taco_inspector

Is a HUGE Harry Potter fan, but did NOT get his wand at Ollivander's

novio50

hates chocolate but loves mud

slimgirljo15

Squeals.."rub me with custard" in every isle of the supermarket

novio50

is a professional towel girl for the NBA

FabulousFantasticFifty

Dresses up in a Hot pink Tutu and Rainbow suspenders when he feels like looking Purdy!

novio50

paints clown smiles at funeral homes

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slimgirljo15

Wears a merkin on her head..

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slimgirljo15

Wants my toupee..her merkin got crabs

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ClubSilencio

Her bowels relax whenever she hears the voice of James Earl Jones.

ilfaith

Lets me do laundry on his abs once a week.

synchkat

Collects dimes

slimgirljo15

Is not a real Canadian..is actually a russian spy sent to infiltrate the RCMP

VikMcAnik

Doesn't really live in Australia... Lives out of a trailer in Tulsa, Oklahoma

novio50

sits on cacti to relieve his burning and itching

synchkat

Really has purple skin

FabulousFantasticFifty

She has a phobia about ice and thinks that she's gonna fall through after the Zamboni shaves the rink!

slimgirljo15

Crosses his legs so you cant see his peenus

Nitroalley2

Used to have a peenus

novio50

eats dry skin from other people's feet....and likes it

slimgirljo15

novio50 wrote: »

eats dry skin from other people's feet....and likes it

Ewww thats nasty
Only changes undies fortnightly ...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Performs on Queens only night at Club Cabaret!