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makes nose rings for dolphins1
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"pity's the fool"0
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Mum..mum..that you ....yep..thats my mum
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catches bullets with her teeth0
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She serves her children squirrel and tells them it's chicken0
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LMAO.
She heads to the local bowling alley snack bar every Wed. night for some good ol' fashioned butt grabbin'0 -
Is tied up in my basement ..he's smiling though
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She tied @Clubsilencio up in the basement. But he's not the only one. A bunch of shirtless dudes are missing.2
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Reported me to the police ..
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Is on the lamb using my identity that she stole after drugging me and leaving me for dead in Tijuana!0
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But, I thought... Tijuana was so magical for both of us; whad'd'ya mean you were drugged? 0 -
He was drugged too and has everything all mixed up in his head.0
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Once got into a death match with a vacuum cleaner. Nobody won, but the neighbors swore they saw her yell "you piece of sh**" as she threw it into the trash and never bought another one.0
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^^is a real martian ..has a space ship in the garage0
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His beard is not real..glues on cat hair0
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She catches catfish with her bare hands then holds them above her head while singing Circle of Life.0
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She's talking about the lips we can't see....0
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Shops groceries exclusively at Walmart, where "clean eating" indicates that the food-stuffs were wiped gently with a damp mop sometime prior to consumption.1
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He knows cuz he goes in daily and mops everything down.0
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counts the missing teeth of the customers at walmart all day0
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He is a Greek god who monitors mfp for the good of the world0
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She drinks mouthwash0
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goes around shaving neighborhood stray cats and dogs0
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