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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    tries to sell his green tea as medical cannibus to elderly blind people
  • 2muchfnsugar
    2muchfnsugar Posts: 866 Member
    Eats cats.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Eats 8 donuts and the neighbour every morning for breakfast :o:D
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Thinking about moving next-door to @2muchfnsugar :wink:
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    You know that saying "the girl next door" well he's the girl! :p
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2016
    Enjoys the smell of her trash cans in the summer heat
    (really, I hope that didn't happen again this year)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    alypri wrote: »
    She's the number one contributer, her farts smell like lilacs

    Also knows what they taste like....

    I threw up in my mouth a little :#
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Thinking about moving next-door to @2muchfnsugar :wink:

    is a door to door salesman selling bottled farts, that's how he knows Jo is thinking about moving
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  • 2muchfnsugar
    2muchfnsugar Posts: 866 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Eats 8 donuts and the neighbour every morning for breakfast :o:D

    I wish.

    Actually DID show up at my house selling those.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Door to door salesman of crayons. The under 5 set loves when he comes to the door
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    has a universal remote and stands outside people's houses and changes the channels on their tvs
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  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member
    she likes her cheeks pinched
  • 2muchfnsugar
    2muchfnsugar Posts: 866 Member
    edited July 2016
    synchkat wrote: »
    has a universal remote and stands outside people's houses and changes the channels on their tvs

    To porn channels.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    altered her report car starter to be able to turn other people's cars off. Will randomly do this on the highway as she's driving beside them and then laughs hysterically
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He stars on most porn channels
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Skinny dips in the public pool during family swim time
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sucked custard from between my toes ..
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Is the current sausage eating contest champion
  • 2muchfnsugar
    2muchfnsugar Posts: 866 Member
    edited July 2016
    Applying to be the sausage.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    2nd in line for the 'sausage position'
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    one time he ate like 50 sausages in 1 sitting. They were those tiny little cocktail ones but still a mouthful
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Beat me in that particular competition - didn't use her hands at all!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    likes to bathe in jello
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    uses peanut butter as sunblock
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Likes to eat spaghetti with his hands
    novio50 wrote: »
    uses peanut butter as sunblock

    that's probably why I'm sunburnt
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    uses cookie dough to cover her intimate parts while out shopping to get looks from all the married men
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His fetish is cookie dough covering private parts ..oh and wearing granny panties :p

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