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novio50

can only count from 1-10 on her bare hands or wearing sandals

synchkat

One time he counted all the way to 6....in his head. it's never happened again

novio50

though so hard and smashed the pea....

synchkat

Invents new M&M flavours. Chipotle chicken was not a successful one

novio50

I failed so she decided to make into a dog food...she does all the testing

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She breeds spiders

Justpeachy02

He hates sushi never touches the stuff

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FairhavenDS

Single-handedly populated the island of Majuro. The residents have since renamed it in honor of their common ancestor.

Justpeachy02

Jim Carey's twin

novio50

has been looking for a blockbuster to return her late copies of ET, Mommy Dearest, and showgirls

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Justpeachy02

Secretly is a man

ballcoach_08

she used to be an agent for the KGB, testing radioactivity of the cockroaches near chernobyl

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Justpeachy02

Sneaks out at night

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Justpeachy02

She loves giving wedgies and running away laughing

novio50

she pushes old people down escalators backwards

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ballcoach_08

she is hot dog eating champion of her county

synchkat

This one time I saw him push a little old lady to the side as he could get the last strawberry filled donut. Rude

Justpeachy02

She steals little kids ice cream at the park

randomuser1105

^Cried after we had sex^

synchkat

Cried before, cried during, cried all.the.time

slimgirljo15

^^world famous emu racer ..right there^^

Justpeachy02

Famous porn star in Japan

slimgirljo15

Has the hots for me..has seen all my movies ..

synchkat

She asked for me to be cast in the next film she's doing. I'm waiting to hear the offer