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FabulousFantasticFifty

She got her boobs at the produce department!

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jo_madre

Gives used melons to women in need.

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jo_madre

Makes her living driving midgets to velcro conventions.

VanishingNachos

was living as a woman until a few months ago

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novio50

has a pet blue gill that she's fattening up...

jgkoutr

Wears glasses to see what's headed his way

slimgirljo15

His really my neighbour 12 year old robbie smith ..

taco_inspector

Has some questionable photos of "Robbie"

slimgirljo15

Licked custard from between my toes for dessert

taco_inspector

That was custard?

Posted a photo-shopped pic of me in the singles hangout thread...

RunHardBeStrong

He says the photo was photoshopped but that huge wart on his nose was real

novio50

dresses up like Disney villains to pick her kids up from school on fridays

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novio50

gives ugli fruit to children to give to their teachers

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RunHardBeStrong

Ate a whole box of nilla wafers yesterday

taco_inspector

Regularly asks me about what I'm wearing...
... apparently, "Mickey Mouse ears and a smile" is an inappropriate response.

RunHardBeStrong

He obviously knows me well (see what I did there)

CoffeeLover1991

Sells drugs to elderly people

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SweeTemptation95

Hates coffee

Just_J_Now

She's really in her late 40's

RunHardBeStrong

Pushes coffee onto people that hate it

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Just_J_Now

She moonlights as a stripper

RunHardBeStrong

Those red lips are really drawn on with her kids' crayons

Will_Run_for_Food

Is secretly a queen of an eastern European country trying to live a normal life in 'Murica