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hankpick77

Owns a water purification company, but really just bottles storm water and sells it

Jonesingmucho

He designs the stage costumes for Fifth Harmony

hankpick77

Was the cause of the Exxon Valdez oil tanker crash by distracting the captain, no one will still say how though

novio50

catches bullets with his teeth

slimgirljo15

Has no teeth..can't bite..but gives a really mean suck

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Justpeachy02

Has an obsession with pirates

hankpick77

Played as a background actress in pirates of the Caribbean, played a bar maid named Lyla

buntzums

hankpick77 sneaks popcorn into movies... and a can of Coke.

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hankpick77

buntzums wrote: »

hankpick77 sneaks popcorn into movies... and a can of Coke.

There is whiskey in the coke!

lulufit5 wrote: »

He is hiding under my bed right now shhhhh don't tell him I know he's there

Would you get off of here and fall asleep already!

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hankpick77

Who said to sneak out!

slimgirljo15

Is really wanda the good witch ..

hankpick77

Has built a super computer from a calculator, fossil watch and paper clips

csli0364

Flirts with the mailman

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taco_inspector

Digs the mailman's package

slimgirljo15

^^is the mailman he seduced

taco_inspector

Still wants me...

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Justpeachy02

Makes his own beer in his basement

slimgirljo15

standenvernet wrote: »

Still wants me...

That should be *doesn't *

Lives in a tibetan nunnery

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hankpick77

Rebuilds engines in the nude

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slimgirljo15

Only drinks water

hankpick77

Would not quit drinking on the job, she was a pilot

taco_inspector

No longer touches her special place... gave it up as a new year's resolution

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