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  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Tried to reinact "Carrie" at her senior prom
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Acquired quite the taste for pig's blood while helping me prepare for senior prom.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    Falls down stairs daily
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Has not yet figured out just how lucrative it can be to fall down stairs daily!
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    runs around pulling out chairs from under unsuspecting patrons at the local coffee shops just before they sit.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is the lead singer of Village People..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Started his own newer version of the Black Panthers

    Calls his group The Afro American Felines
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    is mad she still can't join the MIB
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sings YMCAat the supermarket..tillthey give him money to stop
  • buntzums
    buntzums Posts: 8 Member
    Rolled and smoked an oregano joint because they found a baggie of oregano seasoning suspiciously rolled up in her sisters socks.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2016
    Licks windscreens
  • buntzums
    buntzums Posts: 8 Member
    Played 'Pokemon GO" at the Holocaust museum and caught 'Koffing' in the gas chamber exhibit before being kicked out.
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  • buntzums
    buntzums Posts: 8 Member
    stirs mustard into black coffee for a "zero calorie meal."
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Got detained at the airport for drawing mustaches with a Sharpie on people who were sleeping during flight delays
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Got deported after not being able to properly provide a valid visa
  • 2muchfnsugar
    2muchfnsugar Posts: 866 Member
    Runs the most lucrative drug cartel at the border
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He lives in an Igloo made of Sugar Cubes!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Sole proprietor of North America's only small dog restoration service. The enterprise focuses on canines below 75lbs; services include a carbon dioxide foam fur-de-matting process, dental implant/crown placements, and a somewhat novel approach to puppy wellness that involves cryolipolysis facilitated by a high-energy adaptation of peltier technology.
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Sole proprietor of North America's only small dog restoration service. The enterprise focuses on canines below 75lbs; services include a carbon dioxide foam fur-de-matting process, dental implant/crown placements, and a somewhat novel approach to puppy wellness that involves cryolipolysis facilitated by a high-energy adaptation of peltier technology.

    Extensive!
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Head of his class in the special education program
  • avalonblues
    avalonblues Posts: 558 Member
    Was once thrown out of a taping of the Tonight Show for not laughing on cue.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Impersonates Elvis and lives in the bathroom at Dennys down the street.
  • kelseysized
    kelseysized Posts: 146 Member
    Was once working on a ferry for the Alaska Marine Highway as a cook.
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Was on the show I.D. for being the Deadliest Catch
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He is really a Palin but added letters after the Sarah Palin embarrassment!
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    She's really Fifty Cent but decided to pull a Michael Jackson and Bruce Jenner!
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    farts if she laughs too hard
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Licked the neighbours knees ..

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