Oh Hi.

delicious_cocktail

Ms. Cheese, what can you tell me, please, about Capt. Kirk's sparklefinger? It's the only thing that doesn't make perfect sense in that photograph.

LauraMacNCheese

Ms. Cheese, what can you tell me, please, about Capt. Kirk's sparklefinger? It's the only thing that doesn't make perfect sense in that photograph.

I believe he is pointing at stars, as opposed to possessing a "sparkling finger"

Juliejustsaying

Ms. Cheese, what can you tell me, please, about Capt. Kirk's sparklefinger? It's the only thing that doesn't make perfect sense in that photograph.

say what?

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I was really hoping this would turn into an epic gif thread full of bright rays of sunshine, and unicorns farting pixie dust and such.

For the sake of awesomeness, I give you Capt. Kirk & Spock riding a friggin' narwhal:

LOL!

I work with a boy scout troop, and at summer camp this year, each troop was invited to decorate a ceilng tile for the dining hall. The boys rose to the challenge, and went to work. They wouldn't let me see what it was, but I got hints from the staff that I was prominently involved in the design the boys came up with. When I finally saw it, I laughed. It was a picture of a unicorn, and a fire-breathing horned beast, and flying over the top on the back of a narwahl with a rainbow horn was I bandishing a wand that was leaving a cloud of glittery dust across the sky.

They had painted the words "Jen Knows" on the tile as well. I asked about that message, and they said their original plan was to make a tile that said, "Troop 24. The horniest troop at LT". When they ran that past the program director (Jen), she said they could not do that. That's when they came up with the horny beasts theme instead.

The kids I work with are warped. I even play straight laced aroud them so I can not be blamed.

LauraMacNCheese

I was really hoping this would turn into an epic gif thread full of bright rays of sunshine, and unicorns farting pixie dust and such.

For the sake of awesomeness, I give you Capt. Kirk & Spock riding a friggin' narwhal:

LOL!

I work with a boy scout troop, and at summer camp this year, each troop was invited to decorate a ceilng tile for the dining hall. The boys rose to the challenge, and went to work. They wouldn't let me see what it was, but I got hints from the staff that I was prominently involved in the design the boys came up with. When I finally saw it, I laughed. It was a picture of a unicorn, and a fire-breathing horned beast, and flying over the top on the back of a narwahl with a rainbow horn was I bandishing a wand that was leaving a cloud of glittery dust across the sky.

They had painted the words "Jen Knows" on the tile as well. I asked about that message, and they said their original plan was to make a tile that said, "Troop 24. The horniest troop at LT". When they ran that past the program director (Jen), she said they could not do that. That's when they came up with the horny beasts theme instead.

The kids I work with are warped. I even play straight laced aroud them so I can not be blamed.

That is the most fantastic thing I have ever heard...now you need to post pix of you riding a narwhal...it'll be legendary!

ChristieisReady

I was really hoping this would turn into an epic gif thread full of bright rays of sunshine, and unicorns farting pixie dust and such.

For your amusement, I shall now post this. It is Legen-wait for it-dary .

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I was really hoping this would turn into an epic gif thread full of bright rays of sunshine, and unicorns farting pixie dust and such.

For the sake of awesomeness, I give you Capt. Kirk & Spock riding a friggin' narwhal:

LOL!

I work with a boy scout troop, and at summer camp this year, each troop was invited to decorate a ceilng tile for the dining hall. The boys rose to the challenge, and went to work. They wouldn't let me see what it was, but I got hints from the staff that I was prominently involved in the design the boys came up with. When I finally saw it, I laughed. It was a picture of a unicorn, and a fire-breathing horned beast, and flying over the top on the back of a narwahl with a rainbow horn was I bandishing a wand that was leaving a cloud of glittery dust across the sky.

They had painted the words "Jen Knows" on the tile as well. I asked about that message, and they said their original plan was to make a tile that said, "Troop 24. The horniest troop at LT". When they ran that past the program director (Jen), she said they could not do that. That's when they came up with the horny beasts theme instead.

The kids I work with are warped. I even play straight laced aroud them so I can not be blamed.

That is the most fantastic thing I have ever heard...now you need to post pix of you riding a narwhal...it'll be legendary!

I really need to go back out to the camp some day and get a picture of it. It's hilarious.

k8blujay2

This was my epic workout today.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

MINE!

Sharing is caring. :flowerforyou:

I was going to point out that we are engaged, but I see she's into it. So... Never mind.

Hey, if you're game, so am I. We have to be compatible, ya know. Glad you had a great day so far!

suziepoo1984

Love this thread and the gifs

tehboxingkitteh

I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

In. For both of you.

YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar!

Can we all take turns wearing it? :bigsmile:

Well, YEAH!!! I would say it's a requirement!!!!

Even me?

I'd rather see it lying on my floor.

RoseKatet

This would be a dangerous endeavour for one inflicting this on me....I become violent when tickled lol

btw I heart you Kev :flowerforyou:

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

MINE!

Sharing is caring. :flowerforyou:

I was going to point out that we are engaged, but I see she's into it. So... Never mind.

Hey, if you're game, so am I. We have to be compatible, ya know. Glad you had a great day so far!

Of course! Compatability is key!

And... It's only getting better!

jenjencin78

Don't worry be happy . No *****ing and moaning here!

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

MINE!

Sharing is caring. :flowerforyou:

I was going to point out that we are engaged, but I see she's into it. So... Never mind.

Hey, if you're game, so am I. We have to be compatible, ya know. Glad you had a great day so far!

Of course! Compatability is key!

And... It's only getting better!

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

This would be a dangerous endeavour for one inflicting this on me....I become violent when tickled lol

btw I heart you Kev :flowerforyou:

I can't see the pic, but is it like these?

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

MINE!

Sharing is caring. :flowerforyou:

I was going to point out that we are engaged, but I see she's into it. So... Never mind.

Hey, if you're game, so am I. We have to be compatible, ya know. Glad you had a great day so far!

Of course! Compatability is key!

And... It's only getting better!

RoseKatet

This would be a dangerous endeavour for one inflicting this on me....I become violent when tickled lol

btw I heart you Kev :flowerforyou:

I can't see the pic, but is it like these?

lol basically yes... be warned my go to move is throat punching lol

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

This would be a dangerous endeavour for one inflicting this on me....I become violent when tickled lol

btw I heart you Kev :flowerforyou:

I can't see the pic, but is it like these?

lol basically yes... be warned my go to move is throat punching lol

That's why they use the restraints and the duct tape!

miss_jessiejane

I was really hoping this would turn into an epic gif thread full of bright rays of sunshine, and unicorns farting pixie dust and such.

Here you go.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I was really hoping this would turn into an epic gif thread full of bright rays of sunshine, and unicorns farting pixie dust and such.

Here you go.

I can always count on you Jess!