Why would you Arrest the person above you?

RodSuarez

for smirking, I trademarked the smirk!

sugarkissprincess

For ripping your clothes off in public

RodSuarez

for not doing the same

TamTastic

Streaking across a football field.

bepeejaye

for not following the Laws of Hakuna Matata

Heeyyyy!!!! I actually know what that means! lol!! I thought I follow that mantra faithfully

then what's the motto with you?

Live to Ride, Ride to Live,
Eat to Live (not Live to Eat)

Clameater

So I could frisk her, and do a full body search

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Yes. So he could get on the prison diet.

CookNLift

For causing my indecent exposure

RodSuarez

for Vogue-ing

heylookitsval

For cutting the sleeves off his shirt.

RodSuarez

for taking selfies and showing just one eye

heylookitsval

That made me lol.

CookNLift

they like the bears....no one should like the bears

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Yes, for toe licking

heylookitsval

they like the bears....no one should like the bears

aaaand who do you like?

shutyourpieholeandsquat

for lighting farts in public

SF2514

armed robbery lol

CookNLift

they like the bears....no one should like the bears

aaaand who do you like?

i dont wanna talk about it....the giants are doing abysmal this year

@candy - for using a fork to eat sushi

RodSuarez

for being too sassy

heylookitsval

they like the bears....no one should like the bears

aaaand who do you like?

i dont wanna talk about it....the giants are doing abysmal this year
@candy - for using a fork to eat sushi

Knock knock...who's there?...owen...owen who?....OWEN SIX!

CookNLift

they like the bears....no one should like the bears

aaaand who do you like?

i dont wanna talk about it....the giants are doing abysmal this year
@candy - for using a fork to eat sushi

Knock knock...who's there?...owen...owen who?....OWEN SIX!

freak4iron

nvr mind I don't wanna get kicked out of the forums for quoting sublime....ahhh...jay walking you badass

WeepingAngel81

cran - homicide

heylookitsval

Knock knock...who's there?...owen...owen who?....OWEN SIX!

Doooo it! Now you're getting arrested for murder!

RodSuarez

for twerking

Groovyca2022

for singing and dancing in the middle of the road...backing up traffic for miles

usmc01462

me being a cop oh I would in a second and it would be a Looooong strip search...lol

Perplexities

me being a cop oh I would in a second and it would be a Looooong strip search...lol

Strong professionalism.

HermioneCantDraw

For exceeding his sarcasm quota. I'd let him go with a warning though, cause, you know.

usmc01462

Now Now Ive been a cop for a very long time I think I know better than that...LOL