Why would you Arrest the person above you?

ThePlight

For looking like he can kick some serious bootay.

Hangnbang

Clearly a femme fatal

raaraa17

For having a seductive smile

tabinmaine

For posting chocolate cake in her profile..... now I want cake and it's 7:56am

sassypants0923

For looking so cool in those sunglasses

tabinmaine

For being so tiny and gorgeous....

Hangnbang

So I could put the cuffs on her

ThePlight

For looking absolutely adorable.

Hangnbang

Oh you are under arrest

Perplexities

Going by his last 67 posts,

Section, 97.407
White knighting within city limits, without a visible neckbeard.

Hangnbang

For displaying guns within city limits ....I try to keep chest hair separate from face hair

ThePlight

Out of pure principle Why not? hehe :P

tabinmaine

for having beautiful red lips

ThePlight

For being gorgeous Look at her :P

KD454

For stealing chicken :laugh:

recover_healthy_fit

The guns! hahaha

KD454

The guns! hahaha

I have a permit

adlace

cuz there's no parking-- no parking on the dance floor!

ronit_rai

because of the inappropriate profile pic

ThePlight

Because I can barely make out his pic haha

Cre8veLifeR

Because she refuses to look at me.

Swaggs51

Yep

IhScoutII

His shirt

2DogsBarking

He's giving beer to deer

Hey, that rhymed

Trueray

Same reason he would arrest me

ThePlight

For having a collage as their picture :P

HermioneCantDraw

For impersonating a Disney princess.

BeautyUndead

Slander of a fictional character.

AlyssasDiet

For trying to eat my soul O.o

Frankie_Felinius

pink diamond heist perpetrator