Wear your people mask correctly

Reckoner69_lmao

Follow all protocols and do not let it slip

ermengarde22

my face is a moon and clouded too

CacoEther

iMago

OpheliaCooter

_DisasterDoll_

Miss_Chiev0us

I love it when you're bossy 🥰

ermengarde22

_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »

Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »

I love it when you're bossy 🥰

opposite fetishes

Motorsheen

So I'm on an airplane and the flight attendant says over the intercom:

"I case of a loss of cabin pressure.... take off your mask & put on a different mask, but if you have a kid don't take off their mask before you take off and then put on your mask, and then put your mask, not our mask, into a ziplock bag, and then clean your hands with hand sanitizer, and then put your mask back on over our mask and then take the kid's mask off and sanitize their hands and mask after taking it from a separate ziplock bag and then wear all of the masks up until we crash into a blazing fireball against the side of a mountain.

Unless we are looking at a water landing then.. take the life vest from under your seat and blow into the valve.. but not before take off your mask & put on a different mask, but if you have a kid don't take off their mask before you take off and then put on your mask, and then put your mask, not our mask, into a ziplock bag, and then clean your hands with hand sanitizer, and then put your mask back on over our mask and then take the kid's mask off and sanitize their hands and mask after taking it from a separate ziplock bag and then wear all of the masks and then blow into the valve of the kids vest or your own vest... at this point, it's up to you."




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CacoEther

Motorsheen wrote: »

So I'm on an airplane and the flight attendant says over the intercom:

"I case of a loss of cabin pressure.... take off your mask & put on a different mask, but if you have a kid don't take off their mask before you take off and then put on your mask, and then put your mask, not our mask, into a ziplock bag, and then clean your hands with hand sanitizer, and then put your mask back on over our mask and then take the kid's mask off and sanitize their hands and mask after taking it from a separate ziplock bag and then wear all of the masks up until we crash into a blazing fireball against the side of a mountain.

Unless we are looking at a water landing then.. take the life vest from under your seat and blow into the valve.. but not before take off your mask & put on a different mask, but if you have a kid don't take off their mask before you take off and then put on your mask, and then put your mask, not our mask, into a ziplock bag, and then clean your hands with hand sanitizer, and then put your mask back on over our mask and then take the kid's mask off and sanitize their hands and mask after taking it from a separate ziplock bag and then wear all of the masks and then blow into the valve of the kids vest or your own vest... at this point, it's up to you."




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Well this is clearly a joke. Nobody actually listens to the flight attendants

MaltedTea

hrichts wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

So I'm on an airplane and the flight attendant says over the intercom:

"I case of a loss of cabin pressure.... take off your mask & put on a different mask, but if you have a kid don't take off their mask before you take off and then put on your mask, and then put your mask, not our mask, into a ziplock bag, and then clean your hands with hand sanitizer, and then put your mask back on over our mask and then take the kid's mask off and sanitize their hands and mask after taking it from a separate ziplock bag and then wear all of the masks up until we crash into a blazing fireball against the side of a mountain.

Unless we are looking at a water landing then.. take the life vest from under your seat and blow into the valve.. but not before take off your mask & put on a different mask, but if you have a kid don't take off their mask before you take off and then put on your mask, and then put your mask, not our mask, into a ziplock bag, and then clean your hands with hand sanitizer, and then put your mask back on over our mask and then take the kid's mask off and sanitize their hands and mask after taking it from a separate ziplock bag and then wear all of the masks and then blow into the valve of the kids vest or your own vest... at this point, it's up to you."




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Well this is clearly a joke. Nobody actually listens to the flight attendants

Meanwhile, all I got from this is that kids aren't worth the additional complications 🤷🏿‍♀️

Reckoner69_lmao

ermengarde22

hi fellow humans,

i’m having issue breathing thru the earholes in my person mask, is there an advanced charge who can direct me to assistance with this task?

hope u are having a fine day with eating food and walking on your leg to work, as am i

CacoEther

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

hi fellow humans,

i’m having issue breathing thru the earholes in my person mask, is there an advanced charge who can direct me to assistance with this task?

hope u are having a fine day with eating food and walking on your leg to work, as am i

Have you tried wearing it backwards?

CacoEther

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

hi fellow humans,

i’m having issue breathing thru the earholes in my person mask, is there an advanced charge who can direct me to assistance with this task?

hope u are having a fine day with eating food and walking on your leg to work, as am i

(Such an underrated comment 😂)