Policies for [your] Life - Bite-size edition
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Find some way to be/feel productive.2
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Pee before you put on the bibs/jersey.1
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Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
Bibs/jersey are tight-fitting cycling clothes that aren't quick to take off and don't usually offer easy access... so make sure you pee before you put them on.
Kinda like making sure your kid pees before you get him all bundled up in his snow gear...1 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »Eat before you go to the grocery store. This prevents you from clearing out the bakery aisle.
I don't understand... if I just ate, why do I need to go to the store?2 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
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always pee before you leave the house, even if you don't think you need to3
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never gamble with mother nature and plant seedlings earlier than the farmers almanac suggests0
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back in the forever-ever ago days, you could visit walmart and go to the little travel/toiletry sections and they'd sell these mini bottles of aerosol spray lysol. like the size of your hand maybe.
obviously they've been out of stock with any regularity for months now.
but if you're able to get a hold of some of those mini bottles again someday, they're perfect for keeping in your purse or pocket or whatever.
that way if you need to go to the bathroom in public somewhere and the toilet is a horror show, you can at least spray it down easily and feel confident you're not getting someone else's butt cooties.4 -
Never get involved romantically/physically with a co-worker.4
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Never get involved romantically/physically with a co-worker.
i think this could be dependent on a few things
like i figure its generally okay if they don't work in the same office directly, like if your business is spread out over multiple buildings etc etc.
and tbh i've done that before with people in the same office too, and it still worked out okay anyhow. but then i was already planning on quitting eventually and had an exit strategy. and the relationship itself was really good for a long time after.2 -
chuckle_bunny wrote: »If a restaurant has "Burger" in the name, stick to their *kitten* burgers OK?
There's always that one dingbat in your party who tries to out-foodie everyone and orders the clam chowder at a *kitten* International House of Pancakes. It's usually on the last page of the menu way down on the bottom corner too. Everyone hands in their menu really confused like WTF? They serve clam chowder bowls here? And dingbat has this stupid smirk on their face like "Aha! Didn't see that on the menu, did ya guys! 😀"
20 min later you're sharing your pancakes with the goofus.
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I hope my laughter post was allowed
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If you don't use an item in a 12 month period, you dont need it...toss it2
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If you break up with someone do not, ever, get back together with them, ever...it didn't work out for a reason.
(I'm still working on this policy)5 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »If you break up with someone do not, ever, get back together with them, ever...it didn't work out for a reason.
(I'm still working on this policy)
but what if you need closure1 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »If you break up with someone do not, ever, get back together with them, ever...it didn't work out for a reason.
(I'm still working on this policy)
What if he got a pedicure?1 -
But what about the biennial garlic press?PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »If you don't use an item in a 12 month period, you dont need it...toss it0 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »If you break up with someone do not, ever, get back together with them, ever...it didn't work out for a reason.
(I'm still working on this policy)
but what if you need closure
Closure can come in the form of tinder...swipe right and enjoytwitchandshout wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »If you break up with someone do not, ever, get back together with them, ever...it didn't work out for a reason.
(I'm still working on this policy)
What if he got a pedicure?
Pedicures are the reason im in my current policy...4 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »If you break up with someone do not, ever, get back together with them, ever...it didn't work out for a reason.
(I'm still working on this policy)
but what if you need closure
Closure can come in the form of tinder...swipe right and enjoytwitchandshout wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »If you break up with someone do not, ever, get back together with them, ever...it didn't work out for a reason.
(I'm still working on this policy)
What if he got a pedicure?
Pedicures are the reason im in my current policy...
intriguing1 -
twitchandshout wrote: »
But what about the biennial garlic press?PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »If you don't use an item in a 12 month period, you dont need it...toss it
Yes...Did You Know? Garlic is a biennial, but will act like a perennial since the new cloves will grow the following year.1 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »twitchandshout wrote: »
But what about the biennial garlic press?PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »If you don't use an item in a 12 month period, you dont need it...toss it
Yes...Did You Know? Garlic is a biennial, but will act like a perennial since the new cloves will grow the following year.
I did not know this! But i was thinking of hollyhocks0 -
Don't bother matching your socks. Its a time saver.3
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My kids get a sock bin. They can match them if they want to but idcPlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Don't bother matching your socks. Its a time saver.0 -
twitchandshout wrote: »
My kids get a sock bin. They can match them if they want to but idcPlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Don't bother matching your socks. Its a time saver.
I have a sock bin too. Sometimes I score a matching pair. Sometimes I dont...as long as they are same kind of sock im good.1 -
go buy some of this from Sally's Beauty or Amazon (only two places i know who carry it regularly):
spray your razors down with it after you're done shaving each time. safety razor, mach 5, electric clippers, doesn't matter. it'll disinfect the blades and protect them so they stay sharp longer too.
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PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Don't bother matching your socks. Its a time saver.
I haven't matched socks in about 3 yrs and I have to say how liberating it is to just reach in the drawer and just pull out a pair.2 -
Every home needs a dog.
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Those window blinds that are cheap and a pain to wash? They're actually disposable.
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