How would you kill the person above you?

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  • rich347
    rich347 Posts: 508 Member
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    Strangled with a cook spaghetti noodle
  • Nathaniel1990
    Nathaniel1990 Posts: 44
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    Duct taped to a sofa table, then pull out some old paper (it gives the nastiest papercuts) and start slicing, adding some lemon juice and then lye along the way.

    Or... slow bloodletting as to not actually kill the intended victim, but collect a fair amount - then drown them in their own blood.



    *I should probably now mention that I am a horror writer and publisher. I have read and written so many death scenes of varying levels of O.M.G. It must be noted that I would not actually do any of the above mentioned actions. But FICTIONAL characters in my stories have.*


    :love:



    Oh, and the person above me. Devoured by blood thirsty leeches.. Maybe some radiation affected mosquitos, too. For good measure.
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
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    Duct taped to a sofa table, then pull out some old paper (it gives the nastiest papercuts) and start slicing, adding some lemon juice and then lye along the way.

    Or... slow bloodletting as to not actually kill the intended victim, but collect a fair amount - then drown them in their own blood.



    *I should probably now mention that I am a horror writer and publisher. I have read and written so many death scenes of varying levels of O.M.G. It must be noted that I would not actually do any of the above mentioned actions. But FICTIONAL characters in my stories have.*

    I appreciate the thought and the lack of eye ball gouging.

    The person above:

    Naked sumo wrestler collision.
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
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    Dipped in honey and top you with ants.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    with the life story of justin b rise to fame and all his cd's, music videos

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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    with the life story of justin b rise to fame and all his cd's, music videos

    th?id=H.4924292785899062&pid=1.7

    you...monster.
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
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    With kindness.
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    Somebody has beaten me to it, you have no head
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
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    Chained to a treadmill set to...run. If you are in good shape, this could take a while.

    To the horror writer, I bet you can "run" with that one. Kind of like "Saw" but for fitness enthusiasts. Bwahahahaha!
  • thesophierose
    thesophierose Posts: 754 Member
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    Benzene ;)
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    Benzene ;)
    with cuddles
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Play the brown note.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    play the movie castaway on repeat then through wilson the ball in
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
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    Stab you repeatedly with a spork
  • CubanSammich
    CubanSammich Posts: 236
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    erase the **** out of you
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