Calories in a spider??

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  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Depends on the size of the spider

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  • scottaworley
    scottaworley Posts: 871 Member
    I have sleep apnoea and have to wear a mask to sleep. Does that mean my diet is lacking in protein as I'm not getting the required number of spiders?

    You might want to supplement your spider intake.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Good morning FunkySpunky,

    I'm sorry that all of these people are not taking your question seriously.

    The sort of spiders that you would be likely to inadvertently swallow will contain a truly negligible number of calories - in most instances less than one. Considering that there are about 3500 calories in a pound of fat, you would need to sleep for 500 years to gain a pound!

    Other arachnids might contain higher caloric content, such as the solifugae or so-called camel spider.

    However, a spider on the order of eight inches long is not something that you would be likely to inadvertently swallow in your sleep.

    Sincerely,
    DC

    Another important question that arises from this: If I swallow a camel spider in my sleep, do I need to log the water from it's humps?

    Is eating a camel spider how you catch camel toe?
  • grggmrtn
    grggmrtn Posts: 171 Member
    Is eating a camel spider how you catch camel toe?

    Wait.... camel toe is CONTAGIOUS?????
  • weese17
    weese17 Posts: 236 Member
    Depends on the size of the spider

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  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member

    Depends on the size of the spider

    This. I reckon there's a few calories in this one:

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