Locker Room Awkwardness

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  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    How about an added level of awkwardness where the people at your gym all work for the same company so you see them naked in the locker room and then have to face them as professionals in the same day?

    Even when I was at my heaviest, I decided a little naked flesh was no big deal. I was fat and whether I was in my clothes or not, everyone knew I was fat so why try to hide it? I don't go completely nude in front of everyone but undies are just fine.
  • kalyrichmond
    kalyrichmond Posts: 18 Member
    It's not awkward for the other women in the locker room. You only feel awkward since you aren't used to it. If you're really shy just take a large towel (or two) with you to shower. A normal size one for your hair and a large one to wrap around you while you get dressed.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    2. Have no partner preferences and automatically find everyone of the same gender attractive? Do those things apply to you with regard to your gender of choice?

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    Not homophobic, but yeah, They apply!
  • jynxxxed
    jynxxxed Posts: 1,010 Member
    Maybe it's just my gym (YMCA), but I have heard/witnessed too many weird things to feel comfortable in the locker room. My boyfriend is security there, so I hear basically everything that goes on.

    Men leaving the shower curtain partially open and inviting random men in who are already undressed. "Accidentally" leaving it partially open while doing 'inappropriate things' in the shower. Women looking under stalls. Blatantly touching other females who are undressing to compliment them/say something creepy. One guy would sit naked playing music and casually doing things to himself while watching other men undress.

    These people are all banned/kicked out of course, but there seems to be a never-ending supply of them. I just avoid locker rooms everywhere at this point.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    There are gay people everywhere?

    Everywhere. One of them bought me a coffee and gave me his number once. So I patted his *kitten*. Seemed fair barter.
  • bagge72
    bagge72 Posts: 1,377 Member
    The guys locker rooms are the worst in the morning, because you have old guys with their floppy balls, and ding dong hanging out that they put on everything. Like they will sit there with a towel on their shoulder completely naked while they stand in front of the mirror shaving, and their dangling wrinkled banana and berries are rubbing all over the sink. It's like great I've played sports all my life, and have seen more naked men then most people, but these old guys treat there junk like franks red hot, and put that *kitten* on everything.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    oh, go let it all hang out
  • bagge72
    bagge72 Posts: 1,377 Member
    [Don't flatter yourself, Hun.


    Well you haven't seen her naked yet so how can you comment? do you wear really dark sunglasses in the group shower?

    So because they like vajayjay they are beasting to check her out? I find it insulting that if I like the same sex I am going to treat the locker room as a candy store.
    [/quote]

    Your doing it wrong, because no matter how pretty or ugly a b00b or v@gina is, I'm going to look at it if it is naked in front of me.
  • cstoney2013
    cstoney2013 Posts: 167 Member
    [Don't flatter yourself, Hun.


    Well you haven't seen her naked yet so how can you comment? do you wear really dark sunglasses in the group shower?

    So because they like vajayjay they are beasting to check her out? I find it insulting that if I like the same sex I am going to treat the locker room as a candy store.

    Your doing it wrong, because no matter how pretty or ugly a b00b or v@gina is, I'm going to look at it if it is naked in front of me.
    [/quote]

    Use your peripheral vision......
  • roughneckswife
    roughneckswife Posts: 341 Member
    The men's locker room at the gym is just as bad. Old men use wall mounted hair dryers for.. well.. very..

    ..very..


    oh god, I'm c.. crying..



    awkward... awkward things.

    OOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG!!! That image is going to stuck forever!

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