If you drink WATER then YOU NEED to read THIS!

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • bdeezy3396
    bdeezy3396 Posts: 89 Member
    Oh geez I may as well start smoking again!!!!!
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    :laugh: :drinker: Right on!
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    THIS!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I love water. I also love prisoners.
  • Lifelink
    Lifelink Posts: 193 Member
    Drank 34 oz already. Man, I'm as good as dead. :c
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

    Told my sister that dihydrogen monoxide was in the taps and she FREAKED...my boys laughed! (oh...she's a teacher. To be fair, she teaches second grade...We were so happy for her when she finally got out of Kindergarten afer 7 years!)
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  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    What proof can you offer that 100% of people exposed to water will die?

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    And I thought I wouldnt get to use this gif again this soon

    Can you explain further? I don't see how your lil pic is proof of anything.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    Statistically 100% of people who have ever drank water... DIE!!!!!

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  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    Fish pee in water.
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
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  • cNhobbes
    cNhobbes Posts: 235 Member
    i have officially fallen in love with a thread for the first time :blushing: :flowerforyou:

    :drinker:
  • Markguns
    Markguns Posts: 554 Member
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    ^^ THIS! :drinker:
  • leo_r
    leo_r Posts: 1 Member
    lol
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    Anybody have a Diet Coke? I'm too scurd to drink water now. Will drink nothing but Diet Coke from now on.
  • rosemary98
    rosemary98 Posts: 632
    What is interesting is if you check out the Environmental Working Group website...it provides water contamination ratings for every city in the US, practically. It was very eye opening. But what are you going to do? water filters can't keep all of that out. And who really knows how "pure" bottled water is.
  • mrincredible93
    mrincredible93 Posts: 146
    Bump
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Water is for tears, whiskey is for drinking
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Water is for tears, whiskey is for drinking

    Agreed!
  • sheldonz42
    sheldonz42 Posts: 233 Member
    But... the chemicals!!!
  • statickey
    statickey Posts: 309 Member
    I never drink water.

    Fish f*c# in it!


    Lol omg I just cracked up
  • kinmad4it
    kinmad4it Posts: 185 Member
    Lift heavy, eat less!!

    Oh sorry, I thought that was the answer to everything on MFP. Maybe Lift heavy, drink less?
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
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    yes, that's all. end thread
  • RBXChas
    RBXChas Posts: 2,708 Member
    Water, aka H2O, is just one - did you hear that? JUST ONE - atom away from H2O2, aka hydrogen peroxide, which will KILL YOU if you drink it!

    Remember the Hindenburg? HYDROGEN, my friends! There are TWO hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule! Think how many hydrogen atoms are in that water bottle on your desk right now! CALL THE BOMB SQUAD AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

    AND OTHER BIG SCARY WORDS!
  • chezjuan
    chezjuan Posts: 747 Member
    Water, aka H2O, is just one - did you hear that? JUST ONE - atom away from H2O2, aka hydrogen peroxide, which will KILL YOU if you drink it!

    Remember the Hindenburg? HYDROGEN, my friends! There are TWO hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule! Think how many hydrogen atoms are in that water bottle on your desk right now! CALL THE BOMB SQUAD AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

    AND OTHER BIG SCARY WORDS!

    Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O."
    The second one says "I'll have some H2O too"

    The second one died.
  • chezjuan
    chezjuan Posts: 747 Member
    Lift heavy, eat less!!

    Oh sorry, I thought that was the answer to everything on MFP. Maybe Lift heavy, drink less?

    Drink heavy and eat less?
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  • FearAnLoathingJ
    FearAnLoathingJ Posts: 337 Member
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    Not true I use vodka
  • FearAnLoathingJ
    FearAnLoathingJ Posts: 337 Member
    Lift heavy, eat less!!

    Oh sorry, I thought that was the answer to everything on MFP. Maybe Lift heavy, drink less?

    but...but...I will get too bulky

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