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If you drink WATER then YOU NEED to read THIS!

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  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Fish pee in water.
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
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  • cNhobbes
    cNhobbes Posts: 235 Member
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    i have officially fallen in love with a thread for the first time :blushing: :flowerforyou:

    :drinker:
  • Markguns
    Markguns Posts: 554 Member
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    ^^ THIS! :drinker:
  • leo_r
    leo_r Posts: 1 Member
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    lol
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    Anybody have a Diet Coke? I'm too scurd to drink water now. Will drink nothing but Diet Coke from now on.
  • rosemary98
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    What is interesting is if you check out the Environmental Working Group website...it provides water contamination ratings for every city in the US, practically. It was very eye opening. But what are you going to do? water filters can't keep all of that out. And who really knows how "pure" bottled water is.
  • mrincredible93
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    Bump
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    Water is for tears, whiskey is for drinking
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    Water is for tears, whiskey is for drinking

    Agreed!
  • sheldonz42
    sheldonz42 Posts: 233 Member
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    But... the chemicals!!!
  • statickey
    statickey Posts: 309 Member
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    I never drink water.

    Fish f*c# in it!


    Lol omg I just cracked up
  • kinmad4it
    kinmad4it Posts: 185 Member
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    Lift heavy, eat less!!

    Oh sorry, I thought that was the answer to everything on MFP. Maybe Lift heavy, drink less?
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
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    yes, that's all. end thread
  • RBXChas
    RBXChas Posts: 2,708 Member
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    Water, aka H2O, is just one - did you hear that? JUST ONE - atom away from H2O2, aka hydrogen peroxide, which will KILL YOU if you drink it!

    Remember the Hindenburg? HYDROGEN, my friends! There are TWO hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule! Think how many hydrogen atoms are in that water bottle on your desk right now! CALL THE BOMB SQUAD AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

    AND OTHER BIG SCARY WORDS!
  • chezjuan
    chezjuan Posts: 747 Member
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    Water, aka H2O, is just one - did you hear that? JUST ONE - atom away from H2O2, aka hydrogen peroxide, which will KILL YOU if you drink it!

    Remember the Hindenburg? HYDROGEN, my friends! There are TWO hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule! Think how many hydrogen atoms are in that water bottle on your desk right now! CALL THE BOMB SQUAD AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

    AND OTHER BIG SCARY WORDS!

    Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O."
    The second one says "I'll have some H2O too"

    The second one died.
  • chezjuan
    chezjuan Posts: 747 Member
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    Lift heavy, eat less!!

    Oh sorry, I thought that was the answer to everything on MFP. Maybe Lift heavy, drink less?

    Drink heavy and eat less?
  • FearAnLoathingJ
    FearAnLoathingJ Posts: 337 Member
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    Not true I use vodka
  • FearAnLoathingJ
    FearAnLoathingJ Posts: 337 Member
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    Lift heavy, eat less!!

    Oh sorry, I thought that was the answer to everything on MFP. Maybe Lift heavy, drink less?

    but...but...I will get too bulky