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  • fishforver23
    fishforver23 Posts: 31 Member
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    I have to credit my dad for both of those, lol.
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,063 Member
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    fishforver23 wrote: »
    "Slicker than deer guts on a doorknob"

    "Don't throw that stone too far, one day you may have to go pick it up"

    It was always “slicker than snot” around here

    Oh and “can’t beat that with a stick”

    Me “hey dad”.

    Dad “hey is the first stage of horse chit”

  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    I came, I saw, I got the T-shirt
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    hyyy,

    Don't be discouraged. Keep on going. Keep being yourself. ❤️
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    humor
  • LilithReigns
    LilithReigns Posts: 225 Member
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    Not sure if a hook up, food, or a nap is what I need. Maybe all three. Today has been a day.....
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    hyyy,
    tbh I don't know anyone else with the audacity to talk like you
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,340 Member
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    Guess I need to put pants on
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,063 Member
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    Alinouveau2 wrote: »
    Guess I need to put pants on

    I always say “pants optional”
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,340 Member
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    W des up not needing pants....phew
  • Martuna_Sandwich
    Martuna_Sandwich Posts: 14 Member
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    Take your time, but hurry up.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,668 Member
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    Why does that seem sooo familiar...wtf
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,668 Member
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    Wow your username is literally what our nicknames were
  • ElMeroKeeQue
    ElMeroKeeQue Posts: 546 Member
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    artsrule wrote: »
    ElMeroKeeQue wrote: »
    He’s as tough as woodpecker lips.

    I've not heard this euphemism before! Wonder where it originated.

    I heard it twice in the same day. The first time was during a six nations rugby match and the second time was later that evening during a UFC match. My life hasn’t been the same since.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,653 Member
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    My Temu orders have doubled in price. I try to keep them around $20 but I need things that are more expensive now. (Not the sports bra I just bought that I hope is all it's cracked up to be. How could I say no to $3.07 for a freakin' bra?!)
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
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    Country music.. who would have thought it 🤯
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    typical
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,340 Member
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    and that's a permanent delete!
    Enjoy your pitiful life loser
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    It's because it got a lil cranky & who needs it

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