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One time a spider was just above garage door opener. So I smashed it against the wall. My wife said "i'll get a paper towel." I said "No, leave his carcass there as a warning to the others". Spiders seen in my garage since this event = 0
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lol whenever this happens i sleep on the couch.0
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rofl!!! xD0 -
One time a spider was just above garage door opener. So I smashed it against the wall. My wife said "i'll get a paper towel." I said "No, leave his carcass there as a warning to the others". Spiders seen in my garage since this event = 00
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I read it a bedtime story until we both fall asleep. Friends with 8 legs are the best.0
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I sleep on the couch when that **** happens.
(And I live in a cheap apartment with a big tree by my window; I find them on my walls a lot. Only once in my bed, though.)0 -
One time a spider was just above garage door opener. So I smashed it against the wall. My wife said "i'll get a paper towel." I said "No, leave his carcass there as a warning to the others". Spiders seen in my garage since this event = 0
I actually proposed a similar situation to my roommate the other day but apparently lizards gross her out even though bugs don't. Too bad. I really wanted some house lizards.0 -
One time I was in bed and a mouse ran across my hand so I freaked out and flinged it as hard as I could, then I heard a thump, so I turned on the light and there was blood on the wall and a dead mouse on the ground in front (((((:0
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on average a human being swallows 7 spiders in there lifetime during there sleep. You just caught in time before it went creeping down your mouth.0
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One time a spider was just above garage door opener. So I smashed it against the wall. My wife said "i'll get a paper towel." I said "No, leave his carcass there as a warning to the others". Spiders seen in my garage since this event = 0
Hmmm...Interesting...I used to see Lizards all over the place in FL but since I moved the NE I've never seen one...What is the indigenous midwest predator of spiders?0 -
Apparently we unknowingly eat spiders in our sleep, so if you have spiders add about 50 calories a day to your food diary to cover the extra.
Hmm that's not helping the arachnophobic among us is it.....................0
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