How do you fall asleep...

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  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    One time a spider was just above garage door opener. So I smashed it against the wall. My wife said "i'll get a paper towel." I said "No, leave his carcass there as a warning to the others". Spiders seen in my garage since this event = 0
    I think the warning carcass is being too nice to the little 8-legged a-holes. I am encouraging the inhabitance of some rather quickly growing lizards that took up residence in my garage. I bring them stuff to eat just in case they have over-hunted the spider population. My garage is more bug-free now than it has ever been.

    Hmmm...Interesting...I used to see Lizards all over the place in FL but since I moved the NE I've never seen one...What is the indigenous midwest predator of spiders?
  • ron2e
    ron2e Posts: 606
    Apparently we unknowingly eat spiders in our sleep, so if you have spiders add about 50 calories a day to your food diary to cover the extra.

    Hmm that's not helping the arachnophobic among us is it.....................