Clense

kathleensummers2
kathleensummers2 Posts: 2
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I would like to do a cleanse, but I am not sure of which one. there are so many. Does anyone have any recommendations? Thank you!
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  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    What do you intend to accomplish with a cleanse?
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    Depends on what exactly you're cleansing.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I like to vacuum.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    why?
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    why?
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Because vacuuming makes a pretty noise. Why not?
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Not sure what you want to clean, but this one is multi-purpose and has seem to do well for me:

    lysol-all-purpose-cleaner.jpg
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Bleach and a scrubbing brush with hard bristles? smiley-confused013.gif
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Because vacuuming makes a pretty noise. Why not?

    Please dont answer questions directed at the OP.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    do the uhhhhhh.....oh the cayenne pepper one!


    no wait wait...go for the lemon water cleanse instead...


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  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    i want to hire someone to clense for me. i hate scrubbing toilets.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Do not' waste your time with things like this.

    A balance diet with proper nutrition, fiber and water will provide your body with all it needs to allow your kidneys and liver to do their jobs.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Because vacuuming makes a pretty noise. Why not?

    Please dont answer questions directed at the OP.

    You posted after me. How was I to know?
    So serious.

    top-10-things-not-to-buy-your-wife-for-Christmas-Vaccum-cleaner.jpg
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Isn't that what your kidney and liver do?? :huh:
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    Do not' waste your time with things like this.

    A balance diet with proper nutrition, fiber and water will provide your body with all it needs to allow your kidneys and liver to do their jobs.

    This, please - it's not really safe to mess with those things. :)
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    I use Dove body wash. I can't recommend it highly enough!
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    Plain soap and water will do the trick. Just remember: it's the scrubbing that counts, not the bubbles.
  • navyrigger46
    navyrigger46 Posts: 1,301 Member
    My daily cleanse works pretty well, get up, brush teeth, relieve self, shower with warm water and soap, hasn't failed me yet.

    Would you like recommendations on soap and toothpaste? Or were you planning to throw perfectly good money down a rat hole?

    Rigger
  • danamarich
    danamarich Posts: 74 Member
    If you're really in a pickle and must cleanse but don't want to use anything too harsh I recommend vinegar and water- nothing cleans my windows and mirrors quite like it!!
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    I use Dove body wash. I can't recommend it highly enough!

    QFT. Dove is lovely stuff.


    OP, if you do a search in the forums for cleanses, you'll get all kinds of different information and opinions. I've never done one, but from what I've read on MFP, it's pretty pointless.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Because vacuuming makes a pretty noise. Why not?

    Please dont answer questions directed at the OP.

    You posted after me. How was I to know?
    So serious.

    top-10-things-not-to-buy-your-wife-for-Christmas-Vaccum-cleaner.jpg

    because it's not your thread?

    do you even forum?
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    I've read coffee makes for an excellent cleanse. The trick is that you don't drink it....
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Because vacuuming makes a pretty noise. Why not?

    Please dont answer questions directed at the OP.

    You posted after me. How was I to know?
    So serious.

    top-10-things-not-to-buy-your-wife-for-Christmas-Vaccum-cleaner.jpg

    What is your stance on mops: Steam mops or regular old yarn mops?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    the good news is that you've successfully cleansed the "a" from your thread title.

    good job! :drinker:
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    the good news is that you've successfully cleansed the "a" from your thread title.

    good job! :drinker:

    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Bloodletting is much more effective at removing evil spirits.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    I take a cleanse that my husband supplies.

    I don't know what's in it though since it varies. I usually take it before I weigh in. It really helps clean me out.

    Good luck!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    the good news is that you've successfully cleansed the "a" from your thread title.

    good job! :drinker:

    you just make me smile so hard.:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    booze works
  • oferb1
    oferb1 Posts: 33
    Geesh, everyone is a joker here, got to love it!

    Anyhow, as for clenses - I started my diet with the Joe Cross 5 day reboot (you will need a juicer, and a ton of veggie and fruit).
    I can't really recommend it that much, even though it kind of worked, I did this with my wife, I was very organized and had a juice every 2 hours (I work from home), she had a harder time maintaining the schedule, and had very bad sugar crashes (I also had a few sugar crashes on days when I forgot, or skipped a "feed") - which brings me to the other reason I don't recommend it... this type of diet is VERY high on carbs and sugars (yes, they are veg and fruit based, but still).

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