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  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 772 Member
    I would like to do a cleanse, but I am not sure of which one. there are so many. Does anyone have any recommendations? Thank you!
    Don't do it.
    ANY of them.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    Here's my favorite:

    o All day – clear liquid diet, no milk

    o 1:00 PM – Take 4 Dulcolax tablets

    o 3:00 PM - Drink 8 oz. of Miralax mixed with Gatorade, every 15 minutes until gone (64 oz. Gatorade, 238 g bottle Miralax)

    Of course, the next morning they shoved 5 or 6 feet of proctoscope up my nether-regions.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Here's my favorite:

    o All day – clear liquid diet, no milk

    o 1:00 PM – Take 4 Dulcolax tablets

    o 3:00 PM - Drink 8 oz. of Miralax mixed with Gatorade, every 15 minutes until gone (64 oz. Gatorade, 238 g bottle Miralax)

    Of course, the next morning they shoved 5 or 6 feet of proctoscope up my nether-regions.

    My wife's had to do that twice now. Given the choice between that and colon cancer, I'm still on the fence.