Have you faked a pregnancy??

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  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    At least once a year since the first time I ever had sex. How else can you keep a man?

    Oh!!! Then I have been doing it all wrong then.
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    hell to the no... remembering the real thing still gives me nightmares.


    ^^^QFT^^^ No kidding!
  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
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    I did it as an april fools joke to my sister and my mom when I was 20. 2 weeks later I found out I was pregnant. I will never do that again, Karma will get you for the next 18 years.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    At least once a year since the first time I ever had sex. How else can you keep a man?

    Oh!!! Then I have been doing it all wrong then.
    Single is as single does. And a woman is nothing without a man. Desperate times, my friend. Desperate times.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    i faked an orgasm once...that led to a pregnancy....does that count?
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
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  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    hell to the no... remembering the real thing still gives me nightmares.

    My thoughts exactly!
  • boredlimodriver
    boredlimodriver Posts: 264 Member
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    I really hope you are all joking.
  • dez_yaoichan
    dez_yaoichan Posts: 454
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    I fake one when a customer asks when i'm due :explode: really now lady? i'm not pregnant, i'm fat :grumble: but i'm too nice to say that so I just go along with it until they leave and continue on with my job.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I really hope you are all joking.
    Why would we be joking? Babies is serious stuff.
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284
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    1234798512_pregnant_woman_break_dancing.gif?w=640

    Juno?
  • TheRagnarok
    TheRagnarok Posts: 24
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    Wow, that's pretty low!

    The only time I fake a pregnancy is when I'm out alone and it's dark. If there are unsavoury characters around me I just lean back a bit and put my hand on my stomach, because it's rare that someone would bother a pregnant woman (the only time I'm thankful I have a poochy stomach!)
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I really hope you are all joking.

    Bless your cotton socks.
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
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    i faked an orgasm once...that led to a pregnancy....does that count?

    Too funny
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
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    I faked an orgasm once that lead to a fake pregnancy once. Worse 18 mos of my life..
  • BeautifulScarsWECHANGED
    BeautifulScarsWECHANGED Posts: 749 Member
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    i faked an orgasm once...that led to a pregnancy....does that count?

    Bwahaha!! I spit my water out on this one!! :laugh:
  • es513
    es513 Posts: 51 Member
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    Only time I have ever "faked" is pregnancy is when I see people staring at my gut, so I rub it and put my hand over it to make it seem like I am preggo.

    Shame on me.

    Never again.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Yep! I actually thought I was pregnant, but it was a hysterical pregnancy. I felt my husband and I were drifting apart until the "pregnancy". When I found out it wasn't real, I started faking it and wearing pregnancy bellies, but I wouldn't let him touch me. I REALLY had to keep going when I realized he was in love with the school's guidance counselor and might leave me. So then to make sure I could actually get one and fake it right, I tried to buy the baby of his pregnant student from the show choir club he coaches.

    Anyway, we got a divorce. =(
  • ChelseaM8726
    ChelseaM8726 Posts: 117
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    That's how I get the closer parking space.


    ^^^ LMFAO!!!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    It would never work with me....

    .......I just would get a " you are preggo AGAIN?"

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