Motivational glitter-tastic slap happy procrastinating adult looking for New couch potatoes!

PlusGirlPetiteWorld

Hey, hey, howdy ya'll!!!

My name is Christy but I go by pinky! I'm a part time bed potato who likes to watch movies, docuseries and the occasional trash TV of so called reality! I'm also into creative snacking and can order door dash quicker than doc holiday can pew pew in the old wild west! But as amazing as my lightening order speed fluffy, teenager mom fingers can be, I'm simply tired of the same routine and I'm also tired of the way my fur babies stare at me like I'm starting to look tasty! So to derail their juicy thoughts of my round but delicious body for their future din-din ugh I've decided it's time to put a real bra back on, put my chins up, and bust a move! Who's with me!?!?
*This is my attempt at a war cry to my fellow potatoes to add me please*